splonch

The action when you do not have any tissues left and you hands free forcefully blow the built up snot out of your nose and on to the ground.

"Dude do you have any more tissues?"

"Bro, just splonch on the ground over there"

by Steeb May 7, 2013

Splooge

To blow your load with tremedous force and amazing speed

I splooged all over when I saw Mrs. Roberts naked

by dave May 13, 2005

sploob

To smoke weed, usually a blunt


Originated in Dedham, MA circa 2003

You wanna sploob after work?

by Harkadiddy February 2, 2005

Sploonge

When stuff melts and splunges out your head.

My brain melted and sploonged out my ear.

by Kenji and Dagger July 29, 2003

sploogecakes

a term of endearment for a guy that masturbates excessively

Me- Hi Sploogecakes!
Kevin (taking hand out of pants)- Hi!

by mury December 1, 2003

Splooge

juice that fires out of the male sex organ. It also has been found to jam some AK-47 rifles due to the growing craze of splooging into the barrles of them.

Splooge in Nick's ak makes it jam.

by Alex Stephan April 2, 2007

Salooned

You are in the first state of being jammed by booze. You are smiling, being social and fits at this stage of intoxication in a saloon, you can probably have a normal conversation with people, but you are 1 step up from being totally sober and normal.

"HOLY shit, he is in the right mood that guy, he is salooned"

by Night2012 November 13, 2009