When your fucking a girl (Doesnt matter which way) and right before you about to cum you pull out. You then jizz on your hand and mimicking spider-man throw your jizz in the girls face, while yelling "GO WEB GO!"
by Relorian February 2, 2005
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his irl nam is peter parker.
heres an example of him fucking dying because his spidey senses tell him before he disintegrates:
peter: mister stark i dont feel so good
peter: I DONT WANNA DIE!!
his irl nam is peter parker.
heres an example of him fucking dying because his spidey senses tell him before he disintegrates:
peter: mister stark i dont feel so good
peter: I DONT WANNA DIE!!
by infinity war crushed my soul June 7, 2018
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The newest member of G-Unit, signed to G Unit Records in early 2005.
He is also a former drug dealer who was once part of the notorious Crip gang.
The second West Coast rapper signed to the label, after The Game was excommunicated on February 28th, 2005.
He is also a former drug dealer who was once part of the notorious Crip gang.
The second West Coast rapper signed to the label, after The Game was excommunicated on February 28th, 2005.
Spider Loc signed to G Unit/Interscope in early 2005, replacing The Game as 50's West Coast connection.
by Charlie Roberts May 23, 2005
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Please send this definition to those in need. TRIM THEM, PLUCK THEM!!
Please send this definition to those in need. TRIM THEM, PLUCK THEM!!
(She chats with receptionist)
She: "oh my god that meeting was soooo hard I could not concentrate at all!!!"
Receptionist: "I made him a cup of coffee and was almost going to offer him a napkin to wipe up his spider legs with!!!"
She: "So gross, when he smiled his spider legs would like, splay out in a fan shape .... "
Both: "eeewwwwww"
She: "oh my god that meeting was soooo hard I could not concentrate at all!!!"
Receptionist: "I made him a cup of coffee and was almost going to offer him a napkin to wipe up his spider legs with!!!"
She: "So gross, when he smiled his spider legs would like, splay out in a fan shape .... "
Both: "eeewwwwww"
by Jasminenz January 9, 2009
Get the spider legs mug.An outfit donned by either losers, freaks, or Peter Parker. One can tell if the costume is worn by a loser or a freak, as they will have attached false legs to it to simulate the eight legs of an arachnid. On the other hand, when the costume is worn by Peter Parker, he then becomes Spider-Man. It will be very obvious when this happens because of the undoubted element of badass appeal, and the fact that the wearer will most likely be fighting crime and/or swinging from building.
John: I'm wearing a Spider Costume! Look at my eight legs!
Passerby: You are a loser/freak.
Peter Parker: Oh no! A bank heist! I must put on my Spider Costume and stop it!
Passerby: You are undoubtedly badass.
Passerby: You are a loser/freak.
Peter Parker: Oh no! A bank heist! I must put on my Spider Costume and stop it!
Passerby: You are undoubtedly badass.
by Utmost Costume Authority August 13, 2008
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"Dude, what the hell happened to your iPhone?"
"I got the spider web app, man. Tight as hell, right?"
"I got the spider web app, man. Tight as hell, right?"
by Lethal Jackson March 3, 2010
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