Gay Sox

When you make a mold of your own butthole and fuck the fleshlite out of it!

Bro why do you keep wearing my Gay Sox?

by Upperdeckerheffer July 26, 2025

SOX

Sex on X-mas

Goddamnit, Okuma-kun, put your fucking sox on!

by tr8or October 28, 2018

White Sox

The MLB Team that runs Chicago. Can’t get above .500 and owns Aroldis Chapman.

Let’s watch the White Sox vs Red Sox!

Loses 16-3

Let’s watch Yankees vs White Sox!
Wins 5-0

by poopypuppyeyes June 19, 2022

wet tube sox

A lubed up butthole

Darrel wore assless chaps when he got his wet tube sox

by Dirty n anonymous August 10, 2017

Faux Sox

Poseur Boston Red Sox fans, who have been rooting for the team only since 2004 or 2007, but act like they've been lifelong die hards. Normally have no connection whatsoever to the city of Boston. Most are either female and/or college fraternity members. Faux Sox can be easily spotted by their pristine, unbent, perfectly clean Red Sox caps that they pretentiously wear. The male species normally have goattees (as do some of the females).

Fan 1: Did you hear that guy behind us? He just told his friend that they were supposed to stand up for the 6th inning stretch. What a douche.

Fan 2: (turns around; sees frat boy wearing a Red Sox cap) No wonder. He's a Faux Sox. He doesn't know shit about baseball.

by BostonRedSux October 13, 2009

the sox effect

an effect that causes any perishable food in a 4,000 mile radius of soxthecatto to grow mold at 6x speed

staub: why is it moldy
leon: the sox effect

by reions November 14, 2023

rock da sox

When you cum on a woman and she is in someway disgusted by it so you have to take a sock (preferably an old or ragged sock) to clean it off the female's stomach, face, or body areas, thus ruining a sock.

"OMG get this cum off me"
"With what"

"Rock da sox to get it off"

"OMG get this cum off me"
"With what"

"Rock da sox to get it off"

by Youngbased June 9, 2014