Hot spooning

When you warm a spoon with fire and take it to the skin as a form of self harm

I used to do a lot of hot spooning back in my emo days

by Idkjustadumby July 29, 2021

Boomer-swooning

When boomers (and other old guys) flood an attractive young lady's social media profile post with sappy and creepy compliments. (Frequently these "men" are incels.... and frequently these "young ladies" aren't even real people)

Comments are frequently full of red hearts, flowers and lame/pathetic emojis. Comments usually sound like "Sexy" "My love" "Marry Me" etc.

That old geezer is boomer-swooning an AI generated image of Megan Fox again. Man those guys are tools.

by Jimboliah007 December 11, 2023

shasha sooing

When someone who is typically already attractive, decides to edit pictures and videos of themselves to be much skinnier than humanly possible. The action will typically result in individuals having unnatural proportions in their posts. This is often as a result of insecurity, and editing is typically visibly unrealistic. Term started by youtuber Rebal D on March 14th, 2024

“Oh yea, her legs are definitely not that long, she’s shasha sooing”

by kass :D March 14, 2024

Atlas Stoning

A sex position where a larger partner picks up a shorter partner while the shorter partner is facing away and does them from behind while the shorter partner's feet are dangling in the air. The action looks very similar to when one is loading an atlas stone in a strongman event, hence the name. Bonus points if you use tacky to secure the smaller partner.

Derivative: Atlas Stoned
Future tense: Atlas Stone

"If thing go well, we're going to be doing more atlas stoning after the contest."
"Bro, I atlas stoned Selena last night and she's pissed off that her hips are still sticky from the spider tack."

"I'd atlas stone her into next month if she'd let me."

by TheKiltedOne October 8, 2025

Alabama river spooning

When you and another man take a spoon to a river where no one can see you then you dig a hole and both take turns to shit in the hole. After all the shit is in the hole you then deepthroat each other until both of your mouths are full with sperm. You then put your hand in the hole and feed it to your friend.

Tom and Jerry did Alabama river spooning for pornhub.

by Bigwillypenus January 22, 2019

New York Stoning

When the murder weapon is a rock.

specifically on that one episode of SVU.

"Looks like the vic got an old fashioned New York stoning."
- some asshole.

by xhofehvkdgujo August 6, 2021