Shaking Hands With The Puppet Master

This is a phrase that a gentleman may use to indicate that he is about to masturbate (referring, of course, to the penis as being a metaphor for a puppeteer's hand, with the female being the puppet).

Now with your kind permission, madam, I would like to retreat into the back room and engage in shaking hands with the puppet master. I shan't be long.

Jenkins was feeling very horny yesterday, as he hadn't participated in shaking hands with the puppet master since the weekend.

by Karfungulator October 23, 2007

shaking hands with the governor

Male masturbation

You: Dude, sorry I'm late.
Me: What were you doing, shaking hands with the governor?

by coyote duster April 14, 2014

Soakin'

A word used to describe ones actions. Such as hanging out, relaxing, and having a good time.

"What are you doing today dude?" "Oh nothing man just soakin' with the boys "

"Hey dude did you go to that party last night?" "Oh yeah dude we were soakin' on that party last night"

by Madlockk December 22, 2016

shaking my ass

slang for “laughing hard in my bed” used mostly in the comment section of instagram lives past midnight

“you deadass got me shaking my ass right now.”

by los G February 7, 2021

love staking

desperately trying to get the attention of a loved one

Cori was love staking Jimmy in History.

by Madison Gardener May 13, 2005

shaking the Moog

Someone who is really into what they're doing; Someone who is unnecessarily overdoing something
Origin:The Moog is, or course, the tiny funny sounding synthesizer featured in many 80's New Wave bands. Even though it is an electronic device, more intense keyboard players may be tempted to pick it up and shake it, as if trying to squeze an extra bit of vibrato out of it.

That guy on line for Star Wars in the Jar Jar Binks costume is really shaking the Moog.

by Funknotron May 16, 2006

Sweet socking

The act of wearing sweet socks to work everyday.

Jennifer is sweet socking again!

by sweetsocks June 2, 2007