sliding snowman

When you and your gf are having sex you take a pile of snow and shove it in her vagina/ass and watch it slide out.

Her: oh yeah harder !
Him: takes snow and puts into Vagina.
Her: did you just sliding snowman me

by Fowshow June 14, 2017

Snowman Cookie-ed

When you go up and talk to someone you think you know just to realize that they are indeed not that person.

Dude, I just snowman cookie-ed a guy that looked exactly like you at the gym.

by Bugger99 October 4, 2022

Colorado Snowman

When a man masturbates during the winter but does not clean any of the residue, semen or "snow", off during the entire winter eventually leading to a point of no return where the penis is no longer visible and only a snowman shaped figure can be made out of the residue near the end of the winter.

Did ya hear about Earl? His mom caught with a Colorado Snowman and now he has to repent for his sins!... and take a bath!

by Brownsugar December 30, 2013

Snowman

Snowman: king of the snowflakes (a very fragile, easily offended, overly sensitive person)

John has perfected the art of being offended by the slightest of criticisms.
Oh, so he's a snowflake?

Nah. Forget snowflake. More like a full-blown snowman.

by Epicurus2024 April 22, 2024

snowman dick

When your dick gets shorter but also gets wider. Pure chode mode.

"Bro I think I got snowman dick."
"Damn dude I had that a while ago, my dick is still recovering"

by Glarity March 22, 2022

Melted Snowman

When you nut inside a hot cup of French Roast coffee and pour it down your partners back.

Dude I was with this old bitch Jennyth and I totally gave her a Melted Snowman

by RandyCouget December 1, 2018

The Snowman

The action of climbing up a tree and masturbating whilst crying. In reference to Margaret Atwoods character Snowman’s actions on page 134 of the novel Oryx and Crake.

I climbed up a tree outside of my crushes house last night. She had a guy in there so I pulled the snowman

by Kinger13 November 22, 2022