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Snatch Smear

When a female rubs an item on her snatch before giving it to someone or placing back in its original location. This is the female equivalent of dirty dick.
I knew a waitress from some restaurant that used to snatch smear customer's toast and pancakes before serving them if they were rude to her.
by Mattoland March 12, 2017
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stanky snatch

Damn dude u licked that stanky snatch lips up and down
by Stanky snatch June 23, 2016
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sloppy snatch

a lift performed by somebody unfamiliar with Olympic lifting. whereby one lifts the bar from the floor overhead.
Alyssa had a rough night, so she had a sloppy snatch
by jawesome99 December 24, 2012
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Snatch Tiller

While holding onto her legs you furiously pound her froth cabbage while running her face through the topsoil.

Plural: Snatch Tilling

Also see: Culti-vage Culti-vagining
It was a hot and sweaty day while I was working outside, my balls wet and quivering in anticipation for the mornings snatch tillings. Readying my bulk behind my most tasty bitch, I stuck my wicked wank inside her mossy abyss. Driving forward with every push, I ramburgled her face into the dirt and pushed her forward tilling my vast lands as a snatch tiller. Much akin to my fathers before me.
by Jimmy Rustlers Grampy July 31, 2013
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snatchy snatch

When a female is being more than a "cunt" it is appropriate to call her this. It's much friendlier but takes on the same meaning. Anytime a female has a bitchy tone it is safe to say she is a snatchy snatch.
You sure are being a vicious snatchy snatch.
by Thesnatchiest September 27, 2013
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snatch mechanic

noun \ˈsnach\ \mi-'ka-nik\

1 : any medical doctor specializing in obstetrics and gynecology
2 : an obstetrician/gynecologist with poor bedside manner and a profusion of promiscuous—and continuously pregnant—working class women

Richard Gere's role as the illustrious 'Dr. T,' in 'Dr. T and the Women' is an example of a fictitious snatch mechanic. Jason Statham, despite strong associations with both 'Snatch' and 'Mechanic,' is not one such example.
"Brittani says she goin' to her snatch mechanic Thursday on account she's got the clap again."
by Orbyss November 13, 2011
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tuna snatch

An insult that can be used when a woman's snatch smells like tuna due to neglect or maybe even overuse
"Damn why does the cougar bar smell like a fish market?"
"Oh that's where all the tuna snatches in this town hang out"
by tuna69 October 20, 2011
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