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snatch-snorkeling

A favorite sport among drunken college girls. Similar to muff-diving but you don't have to hold your breath as long. It's a novice sport... Usually lacking any sort of commitment and requires only alcohol and/or drug induced lesbian tendencies. A go to for the straight girl after a break-up.
Yeah, my Ex left Mydickland on a short vacation... I'm pretty sure she's just snatch-snorkeling and taking in the sights.... she'll be back soon enough..
by Vaginal-Voyager February 24, 2014
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snatchy snatch

When a female is being more than a "cunt" it is appropriate to call her this. It's much friendlier but takes on the same meaning. Anytime a female has a bitchy tone it is safe to say she is a snatchy snatch.
You sure are being a vicious snatchy snatch.
by Thesnatchiest September 27, 2013
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Snatch Smear

When a female rubs an item on her snatch before giving it to someone or placing back in its original location. This is the female equivalent of dirty dick.
I knew a waitress from some restaurant that used to snatch smear customer's toast and pancakes before serving them if they were rude to her.
by Mattoland March 12, 2017
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sloppy snatch

a lift performed by somebody unfamiliar with Olympic lifting. whereby one lifts the bar from the floor overhead.
Alyssa had a rough night, so she had a sloppy snatch
by jawesome99 December 24, 2012
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stanky snatch

Damn dude u licked that stanky snatch lips up and down
by Stanky snatch June 23, 2016
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camping snatch

When you're on a 2 week camping trip, have sex around day 2 and have nowhere to wash the snatch.
Have you seen the flies around Stephens mums tent?

Yeah, she's got camping snatch.
by Snatchcrazy December 23, 2016
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snatch snatcher

A Pussy Magnet, someone who is extremely good at obtaining girls available for intercourse
Steve: I dont wanna brag Carl.. but im a real snatch snatcher
by Chippy Boy November 15, 2015
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