Rag Smuggler

a dirty tampon of which has been left and forgotten in the ladies genitals

that lady has a bloody tampon hanging out shes a rag smuggler

by AnthonyFranco February 13, 2008

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Special People Smugglers

Criminals who engage in smuggling Down's Syndrome people on rickety boats into Australia, from Mongolia.

This traffic of special people is caused by Mongolian doctors looking to cure the condition by the application of high voltage to the body. The special people usually find this to be painful so they seek refugee status in Australia.

Arrival on Australian shores results in mandatory detention until they are assessed by immigration officials. Most special people are sent back to Mongolia.

Special People Smugglers were intercepted off the Australian coast. The cargo of special people were put in detention until they were deported back to Mongolia.

by amulet_1972 October 28, 2009

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Bone Smuggler

A transvestite. A man dressed as a woman...thus the "Smuggling of the bone."

You can find "Bone Smugglers" @ "Drag Shows"....

by mxlplyx February 1, 2009

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smuggling whoppers

When someone has a distint smell of body odor (BO), normally coming from their armpits. It then smells as if they have been smuggling Burger King Whoppers under there arms all day.

'Man are you sure you put deodorant on today? Because you smell like your smuggling whoppers!'

by CSells March 19, 2004

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fruit smugglers

To fruit smuggle: to wrangle the trouser trouts by hand.

Fruit Smugglers use both hands and both feet! 1. No green card Mr. Gonzalez?!?... Here let me clean that sweaty brown cock of your's with my tongue! 2. Peeling back the turtleneck. 3. Hunting down a Fruit of the Loom shroom. 4. To peel one's banana for the sole purpose of extracting one's savory sea monkey sauce. 5. Milking his baby batter protein healthy goodness. 6. Pumping, sucking and slurping for hot man gravy. 7. Polishing someone's pungent poopstick pogo pole. 8. Giving CPR to the Supersoaker Sperm Drencher2000. 9. Pacifying the throat with one's turd churner. 10. Nibbling the farm worker's foreskin on lunch break in the greenhouse. 11. Going Vegan and having a severe protein attack, and as a result pulling down someone's boxer shorts for a midnight snack. 12. Scrubbing your throat hard with a 8'3" basketball player's dripping wet hot & sweaty & smelly chocolate log. 13. Tasting your friend's girlfriend's butthole from the night before and saying to yourself "oh yes! please! More! Mmmmm". 14. Getting your chin tickled with cum-filled nutsack. 15. Laughing so hard you shoot cum out your nose, from what you just did a few mintutes ago in a roadside restroom. 16. Having a dinner date point out that you forgot you wipe the toothpaste from your lip (oops! I did it again! Roadside Restrooms! on the way to the restaraunt!) etc. etc. etc. etc. etc....

by Spermies Makies Mouthies Happies! Like Yah...! OMG! September 6, 2006

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