slob kabob

adj.,
commonly known as a extrememly messy kisser /also sloppy in the sac ..

"man, Talia is such a slob kabob,
you shouldve seen all the spit on Dereks face after they snogged."

by beryy<3 July 17, 2009

Slobass

A person who consistantly leaves a trail of messes where ever he or she goes.

Jodi is a slobass becuase there is a trail of tootsie roll wrapers leading to her bedroom

by Max O'Roark January 2, 2006

sloberknockers

Breast that are so large and tantalizing that, like pavlov's dog, as a man you begin to drip slobber from your mouth

Wow, she has some massive Sloberknockers

by Charlie smith February 11, 2008

Shobbing

When one is sad/angry enough to cry but not a single tear escapes.

Sue: What were you doing last night?

Billy: I was shobbing in a corner.

by Cannibalistic Taco July 28, 2012

Slabbed

To be be fucked up or to be fucking a bitch.

“Bro I slabbed the shit out of Vanessa last night”.

by Rickin rankin February 5, 2019

slobberpuss

1. Your buddies girlfriend who is always strutting around and takes away his rights ass a man to drink, go fishing, and talk about pussy.

I hope your slobberpuss of a girlfriend gets hit by a train

by haybal May 2, 2010

ur knob got slobbed

when your sleeping, passed out, knocked out, or in any way unconcious and when you wake up your weiner is wet with slobber. As you as you wake up the song "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" starts playing. Next to radio that is playing "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" there is small post it that says "ur knob got slobbed". The longer the slobber sits on the slobbed weiner it could create a semi-offensive odor that requires a shower. The prime suspects are in the closet gay dudes and nympho pyscho girlfriends.

Victim: Dang... i must have passed out from drinking all that zifandel and vodka. Wait...why is my weiner wet?

radio starts playing "slob on my knob like corn on the cob" with a post it right next to it that "ur knob got slobbed"

Victim: uh oh... I don't have a girlfriend and I go to an all boys school. NOOOOOO!

by Pnon2 January 27, 2010