Shastered

result of emence intake of alcohol Pissed

"i'm fucking shastered"

by Louis Taylor February 16, 2004

Shasta Pack

a way to describe an alarmingly skinny males stomach muscles. they look like a six back but more compact and cute. like the miniature cans of shasta soda.

Baby, you need to gain some weight, you've got a shasta pack.

by cherie ann July 9, 2007

Shasturbate

The act of masturbating in the shower

Hey i have to shower later tonight, so don't Shasturbate before i do!

by The Kali Kid February 17, 2009

shasturbate

The act of masturbating while taking a shower. The wetness and steaminess makes it feel amazing, yet it usually takes a little longer to have an orgasm. It is also very efficient in terms of cleaning yourself off afterwards.

Ron: "Bro, I just shasturbated while thinking about Emma Watson!"

Daniel: "Nice, dude, that must have felt awesome! Shasturbation is the best!"

by fapfapfap458 November 26, 2011

shasta

a cola or name for a girl of witch whose mom was giving birth while drinking this beverage.

(doctor)-Push!
(mother)-Give me some shasta cola.
(doctor)-kay.

by doctahh August 24, 2008

Shasta

A female who is characterized as a whore or slut. (many found at Bars, on Halloween, and at WEFEST.)

That girl is a definate Shasta!

by PD00 October 31, 2011

seastre

Well, there is a story behind this one.

Once I was on a chatline, and I got a message from some guy from a foreign country that went something like this:
"Hello ! My seastre !"

The only thing that I figgured he could have meant was "sister."

So seastre is a poor-english spelling of sister.

Hello ! My Seastre !

by Art Vandelay March 13, 2003