Haitian Stacking

When multiple things such as boxes, shelves, books, cases, etc are stacked in a manner that is perfectly fine as long as there are no sudden vibrations or jolts. Similar to real life Haitian houses built in precarious locations.

Person 1: "Those moving boxes have Haitian stacking"
Person 2: "Well just like Haitian houses, they're fine enough unless there's an earthquake."

by AnotherpersonnamedMike January 16, 2010

Stacking

When one wanders into a neighbors yard during the festive holiday season, rips their decorative lighted reindeer out of the ground, and mounts them in such a manner that it looks like Rudolph is getting ass-rammed by Dasher.

DUDE, THOSE PEOPLE TURNED THEIR LIGHTS ON WHEN THEY SAW US STACKING OUTSIDE THEIR WINDOW AND CALLED THE COPS!!

by Slash12 July 1, 2008

smacking the pony

Masturbation

Person 1: "Wow, is Jeff STILL in his room?"

Person 2: "Yeah, he hasnt come down for days, he's probably up there smacking the pony again..."

by abstract_J May 31, 2009

pen smacking

mausterbating (also smacking pen)

I found some porn and starting pen smacking.

by Sean March 7, 2004

Stacking

When your wife gives you one, or multiple, jobs or tasks to do on top of the already high-pile of things to do on your honey do list.

"Honey, after your'e done grocery shopping, can you run the vaccum and make sure the grass is cut ? I don't mean to be stacking chores on you, but you know your'e my big helper".

by Uncle Puppy February 21, 2009

smacking dicks

when its really fucking hot.

Oh my fucking god, its smacking dicks out side.

by that sick lovely angel September 15, 2009

Dicks Out For Slaking

Just like the popular meme "Dicks Out For Harambe" but towards another ape like creature.

Dude 1: Hey have you heard about our lord and savior slaking?
Dude 2: Um you mean harambe right?
Dude 1: no wrong gorilla...
*Dude 2 googles the word "Slaking"
Dude 2: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dude 1: DICKS OUT FOR SLAKING!

by TerryForPrez August 21, 2016