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skeeter mosquiter

An extremely fast and powerful mosquito, whom can only be defeated by a fire hose. A fire hose, as in a hose that shoots out deathly flames hotter than lava.
Yo! Theres a Skeeter mosquiter over there! Get the fire hose before it kills us all!
by I did this in the middle of cl February 11, 2019
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Bomb shelter

A women's piece of clothing, bra, shirt, sweater, etc. (or the woman herself) who is covering up a large pair of breasts.
Bob: Holy Shit! You see the pair of tits on her?

John: Yeah, that shirt is functioning as a serious bomb shelter.
by fatguy123456 May 22, 2013
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low barrier shelter

A shelter that allows high or drunk people in at any time during operating hours. Behave and they can stay. Misbehave, time to go. The barriers to getting in are low.
I sent the drunk lady to the low barrier shelter.
by Igvasgdasigt February 21, 2018
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sheezer

frozen faecal matter. usualy frozen in house freezer. can be put in a plastic bag and used as lethal weapon (see example). ppl who practice this are called sheezerytes and the act is sheezerism
"oh dude sumone just lobbed a sheezer at me"

"dam , kallens out cold, he jus got hit by a sheezer"

" man sumone posted a sheezer through my door last nite "
by amy o'donnel January 22, 2005
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skeeter teeter

Skeeter meaning pest. Teeter meaning to be "on the fence" about something. Skeeter Teeter; a person close to becoming, or virtually already a sex pest.
Jesh that guy is such a skeeter Teeter.. All he wants to do is have sex!
by TwelveRedRoses March 13, 2011
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skeeter

A kind of trick you can do with your dick and balls (not that I have a dick and balls, but my boyfriend does)

When you twist your junk around so that your balls are on top of your dick and you put a little dot on each ball to look like eyes, and with the dick hanging right in the middle like a snout so that it looks like a mosquito. Hence the name skeeter
He showed me the goat so I had to give him a good gander at my skeeter!
by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008
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sweeters

"I'm seriously going to shrapnel someone unless I get those high heels, they're way sweeters."
by Winky B January 13, 2008
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