Shaved the Goat
(A common high school expression slowly sprouting in Los Angeles.)
If a guy gets head from a girl, he has "shaved the goat". Thus in this expression, the girl's goat has been shaved. Although she is the one doing the action, it is her goat that has been shaved.
(A common high school expression slowly sprouting in Los Angeles.)
If a guy gets head from a girl, he has "shaved the goat". Thus in this expression, the girl's goat has been shaved. Although she is the one doing the action, it is her goat that has been shaved.
Did sheila do what I think she did to Mark in the car?
_Yeah, she got on her knees in front of him and he Shaved the Goat .
_Yeah, she got on her knees in front of him and he Shaved the Goat .
by Robyso May 30, 2006
Get the shaved the goatmug. by T-Bad, K-chand July 19, 2009
Get the shave the eskimomug. Whereby a man goes to get a cut throat shave, but instead of using shaving foam the man must suck off the barber until ejaculation, swirl in the mouth for 20 seconds or so then dribble out of the mouth in order to smear over his face. This originated in Turkey in the 1400s.
by Histofact June 7, 2014
Get the turkish shavemug. With the fortune he inherited from his grandmother, Edward founded a new porn magazine called "Shaved Schniz," which featured pictures of shaved pussies.
by vonTrips August 21, 2009
Get the shaved schnizmug. by Jon Zamboni August 3, 2005
Get the shave the unibrowmug. During anal sex, the penis is removed quickly from the anal cavity creating a vacuum in which tearing is involved, leaving the victim in a pool of his/her own blood.
"Dayum! Brian is on the ground AGAIN in a pool of his own blood."
"Uh-oh. Looks like someone gave him a shaved bat."
"Uh-oh. Looks like someone gave him a shaved bat."
by brian married a man February 12, 2008
Get the Shaved Batmug. a large female dressed up like she's much smaller and better looking than she is.
Generally grotesque to look at as her clothing is too revealing and not appropriate for someone of that size.
Generally grotesque to look at as her clothing is too revealing and not appropriate for someone of that size.
hey man did you see the shaved cow over at the bar?
man I thought this place had a weight limit at the door!
man I thought this place had a weight limit at the door!
by Mr.TouchIt November 16, 2011
Get the Shaved cowmug.