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Pear-shaped

very wrong, unrescuable.
'Pear-shaped' is an RAF euphemism for 'tits-up', which is itself a euphemism for 'dead'.
The Oxford dictionary definition cites an RAF source in 1983. I was an RAF pilot in 1983. The reason no-one will confirm the meaning officially is that it's rude, hence the rubbish about aerobatics. Loops that go wrong are egg-shaped, and have always been referred to as such.
Sorry chaps, tonight's session has gone pear-shaped. The bus is broken and 4 of the lads have been nabbed for night flying.
by Al Beback September 1, 2012
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shaved monkey

Man: Mankind: Human Beings: After all, the only thing that seperates man from all other primates is the ability to manipulate a razor.
every human being is a shaved monkey, some more than others.
by Obi Kaye November 6, 2008
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Shaped

1: Some people shape their lives, and others get shaped.

2: To be taken down (physically, economically, mentally, emotionally, and/or spiritually) by another force.
"See the crack-bum across the street? He got shaped. I ain't getting shaped. I'm getting out of here and living bigtime!"

"Shape or get shaped."

"Freddie Mercury got shaped by AIDS."
by I AM ROMAN March 15, 2009
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Y-Shaped Coffin

A term referring to a coffin specially made for a person who died with their legs spread wide. Such a person had presumably died during a sexual act and rigor mortis had set in before the victims legs could be closed.
Yeah, he's such a whore he'll be buried in a Y-shaped coffin.
by Juju and Tree man October 6, 2005
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shazeda

A party girl that is eager to get what she wants and doesn't take no for an answer. She can be shy at times but she doesn't let that stop her at all. She is fearless.
I really want a Shazeda man. She always knows what she wants and everybody needs a woman like that!
by Thebaes January 7, 2015
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Shafering

The act of masturbation to completion during oddly non-erotic situations, generally ending with sperm on the bottom of a desk or table, or soaking into your pants.
Man, I was really Shafering hard while watching that youtube video about point-of-sale systems. My pants are soaked with cum now.
by Timmy "Tim-Tim" Timmerson March 12, 2015
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shafted

To be hanging out with a group of friends, then left out of all conversation and jokes while friends continue like you aren't even there.
I was completely shafted tonight; I went to the mall with a group of friends, and they acted like I wasn't even there.
by T-MON3Y November 28, 2009
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