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Upper Yarra secondary college

A place used to punish the youth of the Yarra valley. Commonly shortened to UYSC
“upper Yarra secondary college is a shit hole
by Jamesdrysale April 24, 2021
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Ten Billion Humand Second Century

A unit describing how improbable a thing is, defined by Matt Parker. If a ten billion humans would do something every second, none stop for a century, it will happen 3.15×10^19. Based on that, you can be sure that if the probability of something is worse than a Ten Billion Humand Second Century, its not gonna happen.
"If i keep trying, i can eventually get a hollow knight speed run where every enemy give me essence, right?"
"Thats can't happen is Ten Billion Humand Second Century, thats not gonna happen. Unless you gonna use a mod to get some dream luck..."
by MazerT November 6, 2021
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second mom

A women in your life that represents the same characteristics as your real mother. Usually your best friends mom or an adult that you spend almost as much time with as your real mother and trust the same way. This person usually regards you the same way and accepts you as their second son/daughter. In some cases you visit this person so often there is usually an extra spot of your own at the dinner table.
Eric: "Hey bro, mind if I bring my new girlfriend over for dinner tonight?"

Ryan: "Sure dude, what for?"

Eric: "I was hoping my second mom could meet her and give me her blessings."

Ryan: "Right on, we will sit her next to you at the diner table."
by Nekikins October 30, 2013
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second of all

Used as an adverb phrase, sometimes added after saying ‘‘first of all’’. Thus the words ‘‘of all’’ are sometimes added to ‘‘second’’ in colloquial oral speech although it is generally considered either improper or, at best, unnecessary to do so in terms of grammar and logic, especially considering that it should be enough to use ‘‘of all’’ only once, that is to say after ‘‘first’’, and no matter how many elements are supposed to be listed.

Adverb phrase used by way of emphasis, often to let someone know that one is not is a good mood, or has been offended by something.

One would be right in thinking that this adverb phrase is a way to make some particular matter sound more important than it actually is.

Probably widely used in the entire English-speaking world, definitely quite of common usage in English Canada.
Example (taken from a show that is generally considered quite stupid, namely ‘‘Love Court’’, on Much Music, in Canada):

Man on a blind date in a limousine, on camera, talking to the woman sitting next to him

‘‘I got really drunk and hooked up with a fat chick once.



One of the four judges in a different place, played by (female) humorist Dini Dimakos
- First of all, you weren’t that drunk; and second of all, I was just bloated.’’

Other example based on a context taken from real life:

Young woman talking to a friend of hers while waiting for a city bus
‘‘So I told her, ‘Hey, first of all, if bringing all those friggin’ goodies back home by six thirty in the evening yesterday really was so important, you should have said so right away. Second of all, you knew perfectly well that I was unable to do it anyway since I didn’t have the car then’.’’
by le_Franciseur July 28, 2011
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Second Wave

When you finish taking a shit and then you suddenly have to shit again.
I was on my way out the door when the Second Wave hit me.
by GuyNamedTy July 18, 2016
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Secondary school

Hell. Absolute hell. In Hong Kong we have at least 5 homework per day. Bunch of retarded form 1 and form 2 students thinking they are grown ups and running up and down the corridor like driving a racing car. In form 3 there are so many depressed and frazzled. Form 4 students always beat up one another, form 5 students stressed out af to prepare to face the crappy DSE and form 6 students that does not come to school. If you think that the educational system in Europe and America is bad enough, then you should come to Hong Kong, the most intelligent and depressed place in the world.
Student A: Fuck this assignment I am going to burn this secondary school down
Student B: Same
by bored hong kong student November 13, 2020
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slutty seconds

slutty seconds is the name for either a girl who sleeps w/ a whole bunch of her ex-bfs friends, or a guy who sleeps w/ all his friends ex-gfs
Male form: Man, Craig is going for slutty seconds. He's sleeping w/ the same girl that fucked his friends Eric and Justin.
Female form: Oh my god, Brita is for sure taking slutty seconds. She fucked Chelsea's ex, Melissa's ex, and Kerri's ex.
by Takinabreakistan December 8, 2005
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