(n) A small arachnid creature who infiltrates fully sized watermelons and lives in them for long periods of time.
Facts:
-Only one eye is seen from the outside of a spidermelon.
-Spidermelons are extremely aggressive and have been known to steal dogs and small children from yards bordering inhabited woods.
-A spidermelon has never been seen outside of its melon. Some scientist believe that the melon is actually grows with, and is a part of the spidermelons body.
Facts:
-Only one eye is seen from the outside of a spidermelon.
-Spidermelons are extremely aggressive and have been known to steal dogs and small children from yards bordering inhabited woods.
-A spidermelon has never been seen outside of its melon. Some scientist believe that the melon is actually grows with, and is a part of the spidermelons body.
The spidermelon was perched in the tree, waiting to attack the wounded leopard.
The snow owl stood no chance against the spidermelon's keen agility and wit.
If only I had watched him closer, we might still have Samuel with us... damn the spidermelon's, ...damn them.
The snow owl stood no chance against the spidermelon's keen agility and wit.
If only I had watched him closer, we might still have Samuel with us... damn the spidermelon's, ...damn them.
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when a man pulls out and ejaculates on his hand, then throws it at the womans face like a spider web.
(can't think of example for spidermaning)
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Get the Moon Spider mug.1. Ok so take one of those face huggers from aliens. scale down their size. make them more agile and more evil. that my friend is a camel spider.
Lt. Ripley:- Get away from her you bitch!!!!! *throws camel spider into space* (its so bad it doesn't die)
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however, they are also very pretty when held behind inch-thick glass in zoos.
however, they are also very pretty when held behind inch-thick glass in zoos.
the spider is sitting; lurking in the dark until such time it can come out and sit on the girls finger before she notices.
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