screen perv

An entire class of people who insist on reading over your shoulder while you are working or stares at your computer screen.

It can be even more irritating then someone who reads the newspaper over your shoulder. often makign you so uncomfortable to the point where you are unable get any work done.

This class of person will often read over your shoulder trying to not be to obvious and then 30 seconds after you close your browser window or make eye contact with them will immediately look away and deny they are reading over your shoulder or have the nerve to comment on what you were doing.

"Dude! you are such a total screen perv, if i wanted to show you what was on my screen I would call you over. it's called the personal computer for a reason mind your own screen."

"umm sir, i can not work with you screen perv all over me."

by allley June 12, 2012

screen shame

To shame someone for using a smartphone in a social situation where it is rude to do so.

There was a lovely spread on the table and the host of the dinner party was offering a toast when Jim's phone beeped and he removed it from his pocket to respond to a text message. Alice screen shamed him, by castigated him audibly.

by humanifold March 27, 2019

Screen Ache

When you look at your phone, tablet, computer, TV, etc. screen for so long that you get a headache. Usually happens when you watch small to moderate size videos/ episodes of something that just sucks you in.

Jack: "Oh dude I watched {enter favorite YouTuber's name} on my iPhone for so long that I got a screen ache"
Claire: "That's the worst!"

by NICEUNICORN45 April 10, 2018

Screen banger

Some one who has sexual relationships with screen doors for pleasure

dave:did you see ol' man jankens
num nuts:no why?
dave:he have become a screen banger

by bigbuttballer69 October 03, 2011

Screen Equity

The portion of space content occupies on a screen.

Post that photo in 4x5 instead of 1x1, it takes up a lot more screen equity and will gain more attention.

by Novomiro July 21, 2020

First Screens

Giving your friend the first turn/round on a video game.

“Here’s the sticks bro, you got first screens”

by NonProfitProphet January 19, 2021

Blue Screen

When your computer is either infected with a virus or has had an error. Basically a windows orgasm

Friend 1: Bruh my computer just blue screened what do I do.
Friend 2: Take that shit to at&t

by massivefuckinganimetitties April 25, 2022