oyster on the half shell

when you turn a girls head to the side and dump a load of jizz in her ear.

would you like me to provide you with your own oyster on the half shell ?

by whitepar October 1, 2015

Mary on the half shell

A lawn decoration consisting of a statue of the virgin Mary inside a half-buried bathtub painted sky blue inside. Also known as a bathtub Madonna it is a miniature shrine displaying the owner's devotion to the virgin Mary. While not as bad as a pink flamingo, it is considered by some to be some to be an icon of poor taste.

The new neighbors must be Catholic, they planted a Mary on the half shell on the lawn.

by RollingBlock December 20, 2018

My back hurts like an armadillo shell

When you´re stiff and your back hurts.

Friend 1: How are you feeling today?
Friend 2: Im good but my back hurts like an armadillo shell.

by Sweden04 January 23, 2023

shella

Very, a lot. Much. derived from the word hella

Day your party was shella tite.
That girl looks shella fine.
I shella don't like you.
I shella want to see that movie.

by muki July 27, 2006

Schiller Time

Any sexual encounter with a 60 year old French teacher, with a very bad case of krabs and pediphelia

yo man, my teacher made me stay after class for some schiller time, and my balls are itching like crazy man!

by Alex Pet. May 6, 2005

Shellack

to defeat; trounce; beat.

yo man! Let's shellack that bitch.

by brayfish June 28, 2011

shell like that

v. to put out, or to perform in an especially satisfactory way

1. Come on, shell like that
2. We love her because she shells like that

by woocingmab August 7, 2005