backcountry scale

The scale (also know as “BC”) used to rate a chic you see in the back country, vs. in a big urban area like r your hometown. Generally you get a +2 bump up since almost every backcountry chic is full granola.

Damn! That chic was fire. At least an 8 on the backcountry scale. Solid BC 8.

by ACL shredder October 12, 2023

The Buscemi Scale

The measurement of a video game's character creation system in recreating actor Steve Buscemi's face.

I love Skyrim, but I don't it's customization options come close to cracking the Buscemi code, I think it gets a 6 on The Buscemi Scale.

by Jlwiesler July 27, 2015

The Johnny Scale

A more defined approach to eating women. Going on a scale from 1 to 4.

1 being - I wouldn’t hit that

2 being - I wouldn’t hit but I could understand why someone would

3 being - I would hit but I could understand why someone wouldn’t

and 4 being - Anyone would hit that

Dave: “that girl is easily a 7/10”
Johnny: “nah man she a 3/4 on The Johnny scale. I’d hit”

by spencer.oc October 10, 2017

Ruben's scale

Ruben's scale is used in psychology to measure the level of slowness of a human being. When a person finds difficulties understanding or doing things the right way he is evaluated on Ruben's scale depending on how slow he is acting and according to stated average.

He is not getting it even after one hour of explanations. He scores 7.0 on Ruben's Scale.

by llame December 4, 2016

cake scale

the scale to measure the hottness of the opposite sex

|. Cookies.
|. honey cake
|. cake
|. muffin
|. kosha
|. bread
|. butterz
|. mouldy cake

"on the cake scale, where is jack?"
"sooooo cake"
"kosha more like"
"noooooo!!!!!"
"im sorry hunni" *nods head*

by bobii December 23, 2007

Dickter Scale

A simple scale used to rate sexual encounters with men. It is comprised of the man's initials, and two numbers on a scale of one to ten. The first is size (not necessarily inches), and the second is a rating of the experience.

J.H.: 9/10
An example of a dickter scale entry

by Augustine205 October 6, 2017

hoetastic scale

rating a person from 1 - 10 on how hoetastic they are.

desiree is a 10 on the hoetastic scale.

by desireee && anetaa <33 January 11, 2008