An individual with particularly large fat fingers. Those inflicted knock over on average 5 cups of coffee a day, and could spend over a week trying to thread a needle.
by Criggy Bar Bar September 17, 2008
Get the Sausage Fingersmug. The state of ones penis after a heavy bout of profuse masturbation.
The times when you need to wank but simply cannot climax. You are in the state of perpetual soft-on. Excessive masturbation can lead to a grimy, chapped and bruised penis. Once in this state it is said to resemble an out of date raw pork sausage.
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The times when you need to wank but simply cannot climax. You are in the state of perpetual soft-on. Excessive masturbation can lead to a grimy, chapped and bruised penis. Once in this state it is said to resemble an out of date raw pork sausage.
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Wanking more than 10 times a day can almost certainly lead to a mouldy sausage.
Steve's in the back room giving himself a mouldy sausage.
Steve's in the back room giving himself a mouldy sausage.
by Steve Cee. April 5, 2007
Get the mouldy sausagemug. An unpleasant process, especially one that is hidden from public view, that is used to produce a widely consumed product: lots of people like sausage, but few would enjoy watching leftover animal parts ground up to make it.
Some college football teams have an easier time getting to BCS games than others, but it's all a big sausage factory anyway.
by Sturdy Liver July 8, 2010
Get the sausage factorymug. by robulastage May 4, 2010
Get the sausage fistmug. A single, alone, sexually deprived, male, who repeatedly fails to receive positive female attention. He is usually suffering from a severe lack of money and/or social skills. In addition to this, he is also probably a chronic masturbator. He usually has other desperate sausages who are friends, who bombard him with "sausage texts" and "sausage calls" when he expects women to contact him.
...ring...ring....Hey man, what are you up to?
-Oh, I thought you might have been this girl I got a number from. I just finished jacking off 5 times to her facebook pics.
Oh shit, I was just calling you to forget about this girl supposed to call me.
-We are desperate sausages...
-Oh, I thought you might have been this girl I got a number from. I just finished jacking off 5 times to her facebook pics.
Oh shit, I was just calling you to forget about this girl supposed to call me.
-We are desperate sausages...
by Desperate Sausage February 29, 2016
Get the Desperate Sausagemug. An Angry Dick. Anytime your buddy is acting like a total dick.
Sometimes after a serious cock block you suffer from Hostile Sausage.
Sometimes after a serious cock block you suffer from Hostile Sausage.
Dude, Rob is such an angry dick!, no dude, he's worse then that, He's a Hostile Sausage.
Oh man, Billy totally blew it for me with Lisa, I got a serious Hostile Sausage now.
Oh man, Billy totally blew it for me with Lisa, I got a serious Hostile Sausage now.
by Hostile Sausage June 29, 2009
Get the Hostile Sausagemug. That chick just blew me out... She must be a sausage swerver.
See that fat bitch with the short hair? She looks like a proper sausage swerver.
See that fat bitch with the short hair? She looks like a proper sausage swerver.
by huzinator August 3, 2010
Get the Sausage Swervermug.