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Sausage Fingers

An individual with particularly large fat fingers. Those inflicted knock over on average 5 cups of coffee a day, and could spend over a week trying to thread a needle.
Tunde go and get another cloth. Your sausage fingers have knocked my coffee over.

Again.
by Criggy Bar Bar September 17, 2008
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mouldy sausage

The state of ones penis after a heavy bout of profuse masturbation.

The times when you need to wank but simply cannot climax. You are in the state of perpetual soft-on. Excessive masturbation can lead to a grimy, chapped and bruised penis. Once in this state it is said to resemble an out of date raw pork sausage.

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Wanking more than 10 times a day can almost certainly lead to a mouldy sausage.

Steve's in the back room giving himself a mouldy sausage.
by Steve Cee. April 5, 2007
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sausage factory

An unpleasant process, especially one that is hidden from public view, that is used to produce a widely consumed product: lots of people like sausage, but few would enjoy watching leftover animal parts ground up to make it.
Some college football teams have an easier time getting to BCS games than others, but it's all a big sausage factory anyway.
by Sturdy Liver July 8, 2010
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Sausage Swerver

A woman who swerves sausage (avoids penis).
That chick just blew me out... She must be a sausage swerver.

See that fat bitch with the short hair? She looks like a proper sausage swerver.
by huzinator August 3, 2010
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Generic Sausage

A type of sausage whose natural habitat is in bed, although it is not necessarily a reproductive organ. Similar to a Meat Penis.
"How was that generic sausage last night?"

"Did you see that generic sausage on the tube last night???"

"My generic sausage can fit any specifications...

...in bed."
by Uchiha64 November 11, 2010
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sausage fist

The act of an overweight individual striking someone with the hand, as in a slap or punch.
Karen, don't look; I think he's gonna get sausage fisted!
by robulastage May 4, 2010
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Hostile Sausage

An Angry Dick. Anytime your buddy is acting like a total dick.
Sometimes after a serious cock block you suffer from Hostile Sausage.
Dude, Rob is such an angry dick!, no dude, he's worse then that, He's a Hostile Sausage.

Oh man, Billy totally blew it for me with Lisa, I got a serious Hostile Sausage now.
by Hostile Sausage June 29, 2009
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