Faked optimism usually expressed in a dick-ish attitude followed by the, usually silent, word "jackass" or "dumbass".
Sarcasm;
Debbie: "I love the snow, it's so pretty!"
Sarcastic Dick: "Yeah, I love when it gets dirty and gross! Shoveling my car out of three feet drifts is pretty enjoyable, too!"
Debbie: *I hate you so much*
Sarcastic Dick: *dumbass*
Debbie: "I love the snow, it's so pretty!"
Sarcastic Dick: "Yeah, I love when it gets dirty and gross! Shoveling my car out of three feet drifts is pretty enjoyable, too!"
Debbie: *I hate you so much*
Sarcastic Dick: *dumbass*
by The 'N' Word April 17, 2016
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Get the Sarcasmic mug.Portmanteau of the words sarcoma and orgasm. Meaning a very bad "sarcastic tumor" that has a climax whenever someone says something stupid or idiotic.
If anyone has a relative with a tumor I mean no offence.
If anyone has a relative with a tumor I mean no offence.
Me: *baking a cake*
Billy: *looks in oven* What are you making, M.E?
Me: I'm making a stew of the children I killed, Billy.
Billy: WHAT
Me: SARCASM
Billy: *looks in oven* What are you making, M.E?
Me: I'm making a stew of the children I killed, Billy.
Billy: WHAT
Me: SARCASM
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Ex:
"Son why are you eating cookies before dinner?"
*initiating sarcasm*
"It's not a cookie. It's magical cow shit from Jupiter, marinated in Diet Coke."
"Son why are you eating cookies before dinner?"
*initiating sarcasm*
"It's not a cookie. It's magical cow shit from Jupiter, marinated in Diet Coke."
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Get the sarcasm mug.You have a blue room blue house and blue bed sheets. What’s your favorite color? What do you think. Pink. IT WAS SARCASM YOU IDIOT
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