Shit Swap.

When a man is having sex with a woman and is about to do his dizzle. He shits in his had and shoves it up her vagina and says baby I gotta go. Then leaves. She thinks that he shot a big load. Because she can still feel it. But hes already gone home and when she wakes up she sees shit everywhere.

I did the shit swap, she aunt getting pregnant. Shit Swap.

by Bbonemoney September 18, 2020

Grizzly Swap

When a girl make-outs with a guy with a dip in. A southern occurance that most redneck couples take part in

My girlfriend and I grizzly swapped with mint and wintergreen mixed.

by modrall11 November 26, 2010

nude swap

Act of swapping ones nudes photographs. In this case the female or equivalent must send first.

"Would you like to nude swap?"

by OxfordCambridgeUniSack November 10, 2020

MIDI swap

A MIDI track but with the instruments changed, or played with a different Soundfont

This sounds really great for a MIDI swap.

by nlolhere July 7, 2021

Modular Swap

The act of one man placing his junk in the gaping hole of another man's junk.

Did u hear about Ted and Blevin?
Seems someone caught them behind the shop modular swapping

by Not a mustang guy December 4, 2016

Scissor Swap

When you and your partner are in the scissor postion, the one participant defecates into the others adjoining orifice while maintaining a secured seal. The recipient then uses their inner body muscles to protrude the excrement back into the contributors hole. The action may be repeated as desired.

Brian scissor swapped with Danielle and she got a bladder infection.

by BaDhotdog October 31, 2019

Ski Swap

When a woman is pleasuring herself (or being pleasured by her lover) using a frozen dildo and pulls an switches from vaginal to anal penetration or vise versa

"so then I grabbed the rubbery dong from the freezer and went ski swap on the bitch"

by leonarda dewincey November 15, 2009