turkish surprise

When you are told that an item is "on the house", and then you are surprised to discover that the item is in fact on your bill.

Ex 1. you are offered a complimentary salad, app or drink and then see that item on the bill...and it costs a shit load. ah the turkish surprise

Ex 2. your friend infers that he/she is going to buy you a gift and in fact leaves you holding the bag

Peter: "Erin, what's your favorite color?"
Erin: "Purple"
Peter commences to select a purple wreath of flowers for Erin and stands idly by as she is forced to pay for them
Erin: Is this a turkish surprise?

Ex 3. You take someone home at night and he/she won't leave unless you pay them $300. Rare but still a turkish surprise

by Surprise Surprise July 28, 2014

the sunrise surprise

when a man has morning wood, he wakes up his girl and shoves his cock in her mouth when she yawns.

I had some crazy morning wood the other day, so I decided to give my girlfriend the sunrise surprise.

by chapmasterflex27 March 19, 2010

turkey surprise

Whene eating a girl out, put oyur face in her crouch shaking face quickly making a turkey sound

last night, i gave my girl a turkey surprise

by skinrm250 May 13, 2005

Chunky Surprise

When a girl is giving a blow job and she chokes on the dick and pukes all over the dick. The guy must make the girl suck it off his dick and eat her puke.

This whore last night was all over my dick and next thing i know that bitch gave me a chunky surprise. she licked all the shit off like it was her job.

by punjabiallahpraiser July 12, 2010

Spooky surprise

When ur jacking off in a closet and as ur step sister passes ur scare her and nut on her.

Guy: dude your stepsisters hot

You: yeah I gave her a spooky surprise

by Pecan God August 8, 2016

Texas Surprise

(N) An accidental crossfire during a sexual encounter with a woman involving two or more men, generally referred to as a "gangbang." A man aims his penis in error at the moment of orgasm, offloading onto another of the male parties involved. The Texas Surprise is generally most potent when the cumshot winds up on the face of the receiving male.

"After pulling out to finish, John was so enveloped in the heat of his orgasm that he didn't realize he'd given Tim a Texas Surprise!"

"Dude; that guy just gave Ron Jeremy a Texas Surprise! He'll never get work in this town again!"

by Auralius June 5, 2013

Nagafuki Surprise

When someone takes a muddy sticky poo and doesn't flush the toilet... just leaving the poo there to be seen and stuck to the inside of the toilet for all eternity.

"Ah damn, I just went into the bathroom and someone left a Nagafuki Surprise"

by Calgarian Fred November 26, 2020