stoned age

a phrase referring to a period in time when drug use was rampant

The 19th century was a stoned age b/c: Pharmacies sold cocaine for a dime, used in Coca Cola, to treat morphine addiction (ironic), a painkiller, and a 19th century equivalent of a 5 Hour Energy.

Late 20th century: MJ

by internetite January 13, 2012

Stolen Black

The act of stealing back an item that was stolen from you by the person you stole it from

I stole vinnies longboard and the next day he stole it back. what he didnt know is that as of last night, it was stolen black

by ethan_ohyeamyhomie May 28, 2013

Stoned Speed

The speed in which a person responds or reacts when they are stoned.

When you're trying to think of an example for stoned speed, then you get stoned speed.

by ScoobyDoo @ Shaggy2 January 17, 2017

Stole My Thunda'

When you just trying to chill and crash in bed but then some goofhead named Michelle just crashes in the bed first and you get upset

I was trying to just relax in my bed but then Michelle stole my thunda', then I cried.

by Bean Burrito September 22, 2017

Stoved

To be extremely stoned, similar to being in a stove or hotbox

Dude 1: Bro are you feeling good?
Dude 2: Yeah bro i'm stoved to the bone right now
Dude 1: My guy

by GGRYAN September 17, 2018

Stonedalini

Being in the Now here- the state of kundalini. the absolute bliss, no past bothers, no future anxiety. In a total state of the now here , when being stoned.

Last night Bong sesh was a total stonedalini for me broski! a much needed on after the stressful time.

by 7Giri December 17, 2018

Styled on

When one is getting demolished in an online competitive game in the most embarrassing manner possible. ie: getting three stocked by a low tier in smash, losing horribly to a 1.16 player in MC, and many more.

Guy 1: that was a bad matchup i swear
Guy 2: nuh uh man u just got styled on by a kirby player.

by NuestroSenor November 16, 2020