Starving Artist Fuccboi

My mental Illness is both baffling and cunning he says while posing as a painter and snorting hydromorphs.Hes drapped head to toe in adidas garments he paid full price for despite not having a job or income.Spends most his time in women he deems "doable"s DMs boohooing that life is really hard for him and celebrates faux sobriety anniversaries high as a kite on his iPhone 11.Enabled by his family and his "disability checks" he tells women that he preys on that he's a starving artist who is writing a novel.Once you have fallen prey you discover it's basically a bad acid trip he had once when he was 16 that he's based the entire novel on and it even isn't that great of story.He spends more time caring for his adidas shoes than painting.His sheets have little specs of blood on them from trying to find his veins but finds girls gross for having periods.Has a gold membership on Adult friendfinder and innocent hookups.com. Can't stay sober long enough to complete a painting or participate in artshows.Is usually nodding out in paint speckled adidas wear and the blood patterns on his sheets from poking needles are better than most his paintings

He's not a misunderstood visionary whom women don't fairly give a chance; he's a starving artist fuccboi

by Jenna Feather July 7, 2020

stirring the paint

woman masurbating using any finger like object

Janey loves stirring the paint.

by money January 9, 2004

Starving Artists

The most bad-ass, sexy A Cappella group at Brandeis/on the planet. No really... they are hot. They drink Peppermint Schnapps like it's their jobs... maybe that's why they're so hungry...

Person 1: "Did you go to the Starving Artists show last night?"
Person 2: "Hell yeah. There were no survivors."

by RINDSAY December 20, 2010

Starving-mouth hick

A person who prefers a large quantity of low quality food, over a small portion of high quality food.

I don't like having dinner with the neighbors, because those starving-mouth hicks always want to go to buffets.

by Harmon Smoothberger June 11, 2016

Stirring Ducks in a Bucket

Saying something that doesn't make sense.

See Catching Fish With a Stone

Person 1: Do you understand what she's talking about?
Person 2: Nah man. She's always Stirring Ducks in a Bucket

by Stonedfish August 28, 2017

Stirring the Cauldron

a sexual act performed around halloween. Both individuals put on witches hats and begin having intercourse. The Penetrator must start over his partner, dick down into her "cauldron" and jirate in a stirring motion to create a love potion.

So there we were, stirring the cauldron to stop it from boiling over on the bed, waiting for a little trick or treat...

by Happy_Flasher October 1, 2020

Staring at the sugar bowl

When you stare off into space, in a daze. Like a kid staring at a bowl full of sugar.

Girl: *stares at the wall, in a daze*
Guy: You must be tired, you're staring at the sugar bowl!

by macnoel23 March 23, 2022