Squishy Unicorn

The best bearded dragon ever <3

Person 1: “You want to see Squishy unicorn?”
Person 2: “Of course I do”
Person 2’s mood is now improved.

by Emo#3 November 21, 2021

Squishy

Cute and fluffy to such a degree that one can hardly stand looking at or experiencing such squishyness

That plant's leaves are shaped like hearts. It's the squishy-est plant I've ever seen! Oh my goodness. The squishy in it cannot be tamed.

by Nick Hutch October 3, 2022

squishy eggplant

When a guys cock is huge erect and teeny tiny flaccid

I don't want to show girls my cock unless I'm erect because I have a squishy eggplant

by Tig ol bitty-1 May 15, 2016

Squishy Cookie

In the act of 69-ing (a sex position) the partner on top, lifts their ass and shits on the partner below.

You made front hole so happy, back hole gives you squishy cookie.

by Anallover4000 May 19, 2019

Squishy

A SQUISHY IS SOMEONE WHO IS RIDICULOUSLY ADORABLE AND WHO YOU WOULD MARRY LIKE UGHH SO SO BABE TRASH MATERIAL. Like they are worthy of being a squish. Not necessarily squishing their face if that makes sense, but a squish

“Ugh Zach Herron is so squishy”
“Ikr”

by fatty ratty zack heroine October 2, 2018

Squishy Maths

When you waffle your way through a math problem and get the right answer.

Teacher: "Remember to use the proper formulas on the exam, don't use any squishy maths!"

by RetardedGenius420 September 14, 2022

Squishy Ball

A ball that is really squishy or is in term of slang in “balls” or “sex”

Squishy Balls

by Α January 13, 2022