A term used to describe the selfish act of monopolising one friend's time when you arrive at a party where you are unfamiliar with the majority of guests and/or unwilling to socialise with others.
Wow, did you catch John last night he was totally friend squatting on Louise all night ... bored? She looked like she was in suspended animation.
by Bored Nick August 7, 2005
Get the friend squattingmug. A pimp squat is a type of pimp that rest haven hos flock to, that allows his ho's to be lazy, he will fuck his main ho knowing she is ignoring her tricks, & allowing ho's to rip off good tricks; because, essentially he's to lazy, or scared to pimp hard. He's a broke simp that is getting pimped by the ho.
"Who's that calling you??" ,pimp squat asked his ho.
"Oh that's just sugar daddy Larry, I was expecting his call it's pay day, daddy." says ho to pimp squat.
"Fuck larry ho! Its your day off! & this my pussy ho you ain't going nowhere today let's cuddle!" says pimp squat..
"Oh that's just sugar daddy Larry, I was expecting his call it's pay day, daddy." says ho to pimp squat.
"Fuck larry ho! Its your day off! & this my pussy ho you ain't going nowhere today let's cuddle!" says pimp squat..
by diegodondoem June 20, 2009
Get the Pimp Squatmug. When an oriental squats and shits in an American urinal, typically a foreign exchange student who is new to the country.
by paftdunk May 22, 2019
Get the Singapore Squatmug. When a chick sticks a funnel in a guy's dick hole and fills it with Sriracha Sauce. When he cums, he passes the sauce back to chick who then quickly gets up, squats over his face and queefs in his eyes.
"We decided we wanted to spice things up in the bedroom, so it's time to try out the Sriracha Squat"
by LilSharkyPleb October 22, 2017
Get the Sriracha Squatmug. The most hard core of CrossFit exercises. Snatch Squat is a male specific exercise which involves doing a wall sit naked over a loaded bear trap for 10 minutes.
by like snowboarding April 1, 2011
Get the Snatch Squatmug. When two guys (guy 1 and guy 2) are having anal sex, and guy 2's penis gets stuck in guy 1's butt, he must then pruse the act of the " Banana Squat " he will squat three times to the ground until the penis is freed.
by 467347 January 25, 2012
Get the Banana Squatsmug. Female version of peeing in the snow - to squat and pee leaving a lemon size yellow area in the snow.
My girlfriend really had to go during our winter hike so she went behind a tree and did a lemon squat.
by MenInKilts December 20, 2016
Get the lemon squatmug.