A variety of couch potato. Namely, a guy who spends all of his free time sitting/lying around and soaking up sports information (stats, possible trades, etc.), often, though certainly not always, while drinking beers. Often such characters have a hostile, macho attitude, making them less agreeable than the average couch potato. Very common in the northeast USA, and USA in general.
Steve is a sports sponge. He spends all his free time watching sports, watching ESPN, and drinking beer.
by ANGRYMOTHERFUCKER December 09, 2010
When you insult someone very personally because you couldn’t take a joke. Can also be called by pulling a Sponge
by NotAdo April 19, 2020
by Daddy_sponge February 11, 2021
A person is sponge knocking if they say that they tried to pay a debt to another person, but lied about it.
Person 1 "Man I tried to pay you...knocked on the door....no answer"
Person 2 "Oh yeah? Knocked all night at my door...was in all night, were you knocking on the door with a sponge?" Hence called sponge knocking. "I was accused of sponge knocking...but i really tried"
Person 2 "Oh yeah? Knocked all night at my door...was in all night, were you knocking on the door with a sponge?" Hence called sponge knocking. "I was accused of sponge knocking...but i really tried"
by AK169 September 18, 2011
A cum filled uncrustable peanut-butter jelly sandwich. Delicious and easy to make.
Simply,
hollow out a third of the peanut butter and jelly
and then fuck the shit out of it and fill it with some precious semen.
Best paired with wocklean and fentanyl.
Please enjoy responsibly.
Simply,
hollow out a third of the peanut butter and jelly
and then fuck the shit out of it and fill it with some precious semen.
Best paired with wocklean and fentanyl.
Please enjoy responsibly.
by Killallfurries42069 October 15, 2023
Close to the idea of a moose knuckle or a camel toe. The only difference is that the woman is really fat and she wears tight pants and you can see the cellulite through them, looking very similar to a sponge.
I was walking down main on a Friday night. Bitch had white yoga pants on and you could totally see her sponge knuckle.
hanging lowwww
hanging lowwww
by Carlypants May 20, 2013
Julie - "can you pass me a tampon hunny?"
Dan - "you mean a Vagina Sponge."
John - "did you see that dude? he has 3 girls hanging off him."
Jeff - "dude, he's a total vagina sponge."
Dan - "you mean a Vagina Sponge."
John - "did you see that dude? he has 3 girls hanging off him."
Jeff - "dude, he's a total vagina sponge."
by jmd1993 May 18, 2013