Butt Spud

The sexual act of shoving a potato in your ass (or another person's ass) and making sure it's no longer visible. Then with all of your (or their) force, shooting it out of your (or their) ass.

Hell yeah man, last night I made a new butt spud record. Got it to launch 10 feet.

by BlackKilo May 30, 2018

spud phucker

A term used to describe one who acts along the line of a chriss or chriss like.

Wow that kid is a major spud phucker.

by just that guy we know March 3, 2011

King Of Spuds

The overlord/King (obviously) Of the Potato TEAM

I AM THE King Of Spuds

by King of spuds September 18, 2019

Spud

Affectionate term for a person you're pleased with.

"Ahhhh, you're a good spud"

by Camikhaki June 12, 2022

spud whacker

A person who likes to get one off over a king Edward or a Maris piper.

John became a seasoned spud whacker after finding he became aroused by a simple rot vegetable.
John loved mashing because he was a spud whacker

by Hampton1982 April 26, 2016

up the spud

Pregnant. Impregnated.

From spud as slang for testicle and spud as slang for baby and spudded as slang for deep penetrative sex, probably unprotected.

Welp. I'm up the spud for sure. Due in August.

by squirlitous rex December 12, 2023

Flare the Spud

When you bro fist someone and waggle you’re fingers when you pull away

Sup g flare the spud

by Soggyg September 17, 2020