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The worlds worst sport in the world yet played by millions. Those millions who have played soccer before are a little on the slow side if they have not yet realized soccer is clearly a pussy sport. If you're looking for a non pussy sport, play basketball. By the way, SOCCER FUCKING SUCKS
Son says: hey dad can we go play some soccer?
Dad says: no son soccer is for pussys and shouldn't even be considered a sport, play basketball instead. And I'm neglecting you as a child for even considering playing soccer
Soccer by JingoTheStuck June 3, 2018
Its fucking football not soccer.
Guy 1:I'm going to watch soccer with some friends
Guy 2: It's football you stupid ass
Soccer by BigUni72 September 18, 2018
A game where people kick balls around and hope to hell they score.
Look at those kids, their playing a game of boys vs. girls soccer...
Soccer by a23577 September 29, 2018
a sport that everyone plays and if you play you think your an athlete but you really aren’t because its not that hard
i play soccer

*walks away*
soccer by onedbitch October 28, 2018
A sport where the most athletic players play in the world instead of America but they are mostly young guys that have fake injuries and flop around the field.
Guy 1-What is that guy playing?
Guy 2-I don’t know he’s flopping around the field
Guy 3-Thats a guy playing soccer
Soccer by the_comrade_memepage March 10, 2019
Really? You know. Soccer is football. Not American Football.
Hi I like soccer
Soccer by SUBSCRIBETOME April 2, 2019