Snarf

An act of extreme beastlyness or getting own'd by something.

"That spider in Lord of The Rings totally snarfed Frodo, but then Sam was like "YOU KNOW WHAT! IMMA SNARF THAT SPIDER AND SAVE FRODO"

by T-wat April 01, 2011

Snarf

sn'ahrf
verb(see 'tongue punching a fart box', 'eating the hole of the butt')

The art of fearlessly eating the butt hole with vigor.

*prior alcohol consumption is recommended.

Her ass is so fine, I would snarf her even if I were sober!

by Snarf Master Plus November 18, 2018

Snarf

When a smell is so bad that it makes you want to barf out of your nose.

Person 1: Eww who farted?? I'm going to snarf!

by yesbutactuallyno420 May 16, 2020

Snarfed

The act of an ass to vacuum up a fabric.

That fat bitchs ass dun snarfed up her thong. She needs new undies.

by Snarfedherupthebutt69 June 22, 2018

Snarfed

Spun the fuck out. Beyond high on drugs..

snaring actions and or steps to be taken to be snarfed..

She was so snarfed that a peanut butter jelly sandwich and a nap were match for her.

by Snarfed420 April 15, 2019

Snarfed

When you sneeze and snot comes out at the same time

Omg she just Snarfed on me Gross!!!

by cstrs26 January 16, 2023

snarfed

to get really fucked up.
as in drunk.

why? because we said so.

"I was so snarfed.... when I plummeted off of a cliff. And died."

by grand master flash November 06, 2008