Slurpee

Nickname given to the greatest headcoach this world will ever see the goddamn goat himself

Slurpee is such a fuckin goat

by Slurpee’sdad September 25, 2019

Illinois slurpee

When someone cum’s in someone’s ass and slurps it up with a slurpee straw

Dude I just gave this bitch an Illinois slurpee

by Lil cum guzzler April 25, 2024

Slurpee

Something you buy at circle K

I went to 7 Eleven and bought a Slurpee

by Yeetis to the feetis June 25, 2019

mud slurpee

To be handed a delight ful looking situation to discover it being the instrument of ones demise

The social security administration might as well of handed me a mud slurpee to go with the cancellation of my benefits####

by Kraut kicker January 4, 2023

Slurpee

A slurpee is when a man cums in a girl and another man sucks it out. Matt Richard’s loves Slurpees.

Matt Richard’s loves slurpees with Hobson.

by Matt Richard’s September 4, 2025

Turkey slurpee

Where a girl gobbles like a turkey as she giving a blow job

A turkey slurpee is defined As the girl was giving a blow job. She sounded like a turkey gobbling your dick.

by Queenmisery July 23, 2024

herpes slurpee

when your girl been cheating, but you’ll still eat that bitch out

Kyle: You know Jessica sucked me off right?
Jim: Yeah, but I’ll still give her a herpes slurpee.
Kyle: Poggers.

by imtherealslimshadyyy October 1, 2020