Slurpee chief

He is perfect he is formally known as slurpee chief but his real name is Cameron Mitchell
The slurpee chief is legally obligated to fill up his slurpee first
by Slurpee god July 02, 2020
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Lil Slurpee

The definition of a bad rapper. If I took something out of my anus and showed it to you. It would be lil Slurpee. Look up his songs. Benz, True Facts, NMD. True facts talks about assault. “You better watch yourself before you get the belt.” Do you like that type of rapper. I mean, he can’t even get a girl? Ella, Emma, you name it, he’s gotten rejected by them. Oh and he dated Hristiyana and liked Nia Klepp! To pissy to ask her out though
Her: Hey did you here about the new rap song?
Him: Yeah it’s awful, just like Lil Slurpee.
by Theneighbortothrleft December 15, 2018
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Turkey slurpee

Is defined As an after Thanksgiving blow job or she sounds like a turkey gobbling while giving a blow job
Hey baby after Thanksgiving dinner you wanna head into the room for a turkey slurpee
by Queenmisery July 24, 2024
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Turkey slurpee

Where a girl gobbles like a turkey as she giving a blow job
A turkey slurpee is defined As the girl was giving a blow job. She sounded like a turkey gobbling your dick.
by Queenmisery July 24, 2024
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Burpee Slurpee

when you burp and it all starts coming out, and you just gotta suck it down and swallow.
jimmy 1: "dude, i got the *hiccup* hiccups"
jimmy 2: "don't make a fool of us again"
jimmy 1: *hiccup*

*burp*

a mixture of saliva and tequila cover his bottom lip.
jimmy 2: burpee slurpee that shit, the bartender is looking at you.
by kylesmokes December 27, 2020
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starfish slurpee

When you feed your partner laxatives until they have liquid shit. Turn them upside down stick a straw in their chocolate starfish and enjoy your Starfish Slurpee.
Yo sheila was so plugged needed a colon cleanse, so we gave her a starfish slurpee
by dabatrin February 10, 2018
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Hawaiian Slurpee

The act of pouring local Hawaiian pineapple juice into the vagina then sipping it out with a turtle safe straw.
Guy: Babe, I'm really craving pineapple and sex right now.
Girl: well let me lay down and you can try a Hawaiian slurpee.
by Islandfukking April 26, 2021
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