Sloppy Joein

Describing someone whose swagger is just messy, careless, and off.

Often used by members of a goonsquad when posted up on the corner

Pronounced "sloppy joe-in"
See: sloppy joeing

Chris: haha look at that guy walkin up here
James: haha whats he doin? straight up sloppy joein over here

by ObamaC July 13, 2010

Sloppy Gopher

While having anal sex with a female or male, if you remove your penis to ejaculate on his or her back and they begin to shit themselves because of loss of control of their bowels, quickly shove your penis back up their ass to stop the shit from coming out. If done successfully, it should resemble a hairless gopher burrowing back into his hole.

"Dude i was fucking this chick up the ass last night and when i finished i had to give her a Sloppy Gopher to save the floor.

by PERRAY November 9, 2009

sloppy slurpee

A Slurpee containing overwhelming amounts of alcohol, particulary vodka.

"Are you drunk and drinking a slurpee?"
"Yeah man, its a sloppy slurpee!"

by mmmmmmmhmmmmmmm April 4, 2009

sloppy john

When your chick puts a gob of rubbing vasoline in her mouth and then slobbers it all over your dick. She then proceeds to give you a nasty handjob.

My chick just gave me the nastiest sloppy john last night.

by NotoriousK30304 December 11, 2013

Sloppy Pete

A sexual move where the man fists a girl vagina using a large amount of lubrication. Afterwards, the couple has intercourse which is usually "sloppy"

I took this girl back to my room and totally showed her the sloppy pete.

by Hobok February 15, 2008

sloppy gonzo

When a women(could be man) sits and a man stand behind her with his dick over her head and lays it on her face. His balls are to be located where her eyes are and his Dick gos over her nose. Now she looks like GONZO from the Muppets.
(Only needs to be one man,could be a man and a women or 2 dudes)

Pele stood behind Diego while he was sitting and put his dick over her head giving her a "Sloppy Gonzo".

example shows gay version. ewwwwwww

by MR. DONG April 30, 2006

sloppy johnson

when you cover your tally in manwhich and have your girlfriend lick it off.

Caren was so hungry she ate 5 sloppy johnsons for dinner.

by Guy Ball October 4, 2006