Text silence

When Darlene starts texting in a group text and everyone stops because she is an idiot and no one likes her

We were all laughing our asses off in a group text until Darlene said something totally stupid and there was an immediate text silence...

by angelfood June 13, 2019

Fadio silence

When your super drunk friend doesn’t respond to your texts but is active in social media

Hey man what’s up? (No response, but comments on post at the same time)

Fadio silence

by Mmach August 4, 2018

HAM-radio silence

H(ard) A(s a) M(otherfucker)-radio silence. When you don't reply to someone because you're genuinely super busy with the real world.

Sorry for the HAM-radio silence. I wasn't ignoring you - I just got roped into a big cleaning sesh at work. Wanna make out?

by Slippery Dipp February 5, 2025

Silence Robot

When a robot says probability or is confused on living creatures and mentions it you say this word

Robot: "Probability is 18%
Person watching: "Silence Robot"

by Not bird person June 13, 2022

The silencer

When you're fucking a deaf chick, take one hearing aid and shove it down her throat so you cant hear her wookie noises. Then you take off your dirty sock and shove it in her mouth. After fucking her, put her other hearing aid up her pussy and send her on her way, and as she walks, her cunt whistles with every step.

I once fucked a deaf chick, and she sounded like chewie from star wars. I wish now, I had given her the silencer.

I went soft immediately, did my belt up, and put it in reverse .

by Deedav August 4, 2021

The Silence Estrous Gator

A dick that's 6.85 inches. With a diameter of 2.17 inches. It's ability is about 35% and it's shaft curve is 21 degrees. While the shaft angle is -16 degrees. The glans angle is -8 degrees. Shaft expansion rate is 96% and Glans expansion rate is 100%. This dick is good. Average size, but still good overall. A really hot guy probably has a dick like this. Or not, who knows? Not me.

"That guy's got the silence estrous gator in his pants, I swear!"

by socalledintellectual January 31, 2024

Silence her lamb

When you want to get some from the old ladie and she says she is going to have a shower. So you wait outside the bathroom while she is showering so she can't hear Jerking off and when she opens the door she gets a load.

The old ladie was being a bitch the other day so I had to silence her lamb

by Tizang March 26, 2021