Big Shmonk

-Head prophet of Lord Jah himself.
- Uses boof to lead the other Jahseist Brothers to Jahradise itself ( Sacred place of Jahseism).
-Top scientist in Jahology.
-The one chosen to take Gekyume from High Priestess Cleo and train him to his full potential.

Yo its Big Shmonk, destroyer of non-believers, and all who oppose Jahsehsm.

by Big Shmonk March 5, 2019

Adhoc Shrinking

Providing mental health and psychosocial support to another person as and when needed. This is meant to aide in the reduction of stress or anxiety the person may be experiencing and is generally among known individuals. However, there are many attempting to provide such advice on social media channels

bro I just took straight Ls in my meeting with Mike. do you have time for some adhoc shrinking? i need help not being ded

by Truffula August 9, 2023

shmonker doodle

A person, usually tall or overweight, who always ends up being a bafoon in serious situations.

The shmonker doodle was physically removed from the funeral service for laughing hysterically during the final prayer.

by Jared Sill June 22, 2006

Shrink Wrap

When you do the perfect poo which requires, at the most, 1 test wipe.

"Aaaah I just laid down a shrink wrap! no mess, no fuss." - Mr. Poo McPooey-Woo (on the loo)

by I-WIN March 7, 2009

shrocker

adj. said simply when you fuck up a word and you have nothing else to say to save your intelligence.

an insult to someone.

"so then i said.. oh god fuckin shrocker! i forgot!"

"yea well shrock you!"

by kris and kathy July 20, 2004

Shonks

A very annoying person who has the username Shonks on a gaming or social media platform

Sean is Shonks and is very bad at Fortnite

by SEANSMELLSBAD May 8, 2019

Shrinker

A shrinker is when a Male gets turned off to the point that his pecker shrinks to one thousandth of the original size

I got a shrinker the first time I watched furry yaoi.

by RETARDO CHAIR July 28, 2019