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[Shredded] Wheat

1.The severely disheveled appearance of hair and/or clothing after a night of heavy partying and debauchery.
2.The look of your hair after 3 days without a shower.
3.You shower but don't comb or brush your hair...ever.
Man, did you see Corn's hair this morning? Fully Shredded Wheat!
He must have been with Tattoo Woman again.
by Tahoetjd October 6, 2008
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Shred the Lettuce

The act of going down on a female and eating her out.
Shred the Lettuce.

Guy 1: Did you have sex with her last night?
Guy 2: No, But I shredded the Lettuce.

Male: I really want to shred the lettuce.
Female: What's shred the lettuce?
Male: It means I'm going to eat you out.
by BushyMc muffin December 1, 2022
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shredded cheddar

Wicked jacked. Having the most muscles. Absolutely shredded.
Did you see that guy? He is shredded cheddar!
by iamrrh April 11, 2020
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shredded

Getting so absolutely fucked up on a night out that your life expectancy is reduced by at least 10%.

Usually involves drinking a whole slab of beer, accompanied by a few extra goodies.
"Boys let's get absolutely fucking shredded tonight, I don't want to see tomorrow"
by bigtiddies January 18, 2022
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Shredding the knar

Going hard on snowmobiles, yeeting a snowmobile off a jump.
Dude, you were totally shredding the knar on that machine
by Knarrly January 31, 2022
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Shredding Paper

The residual effects of a loose bowel movement after the initial flush of the toilet bowl.
Damn Brian the bowl looks like you shredding paper out cho asshole. Give a brother a courtesy flush next time!
by Assman329 July 26, 2024
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shred tags

it’s open for inturpretaion. however the basic gist is being hella cool and edgy. a term used by skateboarders.
“oi man, i just smoked the phattest spliff”
“ayyyyyyyyyy that shred tags”
by sid_from_skins May 31, 2018
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