The best kind of shower; although this phrase means literally 'to shower one's own ass', it is often used as a derogatory.
Joe was low on soap, so he decided that he could only afford to take an ass shower.
Yo bitch ass cracka, best bend over cuz you about to get ass showered.
Yo bitch ass cracka, best bend over cuz you about to get ass showered.
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Get the Cold Shower mug.An alternative to a shower, were cologne is excessively used to mask not taking a shower when it was needed.
Person 1: Damn I'm too lazy to take a cologne shower, but that's all right I'll take a cologne bath.
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Get the Cologne Shower mug.When you wake up in Pacific Beach, to be specific, and are so hungover and hungry that you simply just turn your underwear from the previous night inside out and continue the party at breakfast.
Dude 1: Dude did you take a shower this morning before breakfast?
Dude 2: Of course dude, PB Shower is a must
Dude 1: Obvi
Dude 2: Of course dude, PB Shower is a must
Dude 1: Obvi
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Get the PB Shower mug.When you take a shower in the morning and are incapable of getting anything done, due to lack of sleep. Usually you end up just sitting under the hot water, which does nothing other then wake you up. Similar to a Pirate Bath.
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Get the Tycoon Shower mug.The act of imagining someone naked/in the shower, when they say that they're in the shower or "brb shower"
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