Someone instigating a whirlwind romance and entering into marriage with a hapless victim for the express intent of gaining citizenship in the victim's country. Whereas a gold-digger needs to be in the same location as their victim, passport-seeking missiles can lock on to targets in the US from as far away as the APAC region via Internet dating.

The phrase "Seek Christ" refers to when a person says or does something entirely out of pocket, and therefore, you must guide them towards enlightenment.
by parsidot August 1, 2024

by Joel Oppar November 15, 2016

A giant amorphous dollop of black sludge with several eyes. It can take the form of many things, such as hands, smaller piles of sludge with arms, giant leaping worms, and humanoid shapes.
Loves to stare at people, ruin paintings, crawl through pipes, and flood dams. Tends to have beef with queens and has a thing for chasing people. Also able to infect different creatures by covering them in its own slime, and will stop at nothing to claim who it wants.
Loves to stare at people, ruin paintings, crawl through pipes, and flood dams. Tends to have beef with queens and has a thing for chasing people. Also able to infect different creatures by covering them in its own slime, and will stop at nothing to claim who it wants.
by phanderzz June 3, 2025
