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Blue screen

Complete and utter trash that goes against the ways of Shrek
Examples include:
1. Tiktok
2. Roadmen
3. Plum's trim
by fuckoff140 February 12, 2021
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screen perv

An entire class of people who insist on reading over your shoulder while you are working or stares at your computer screen.

It can be even more irritating then someone who reads the newspaper over your shoulder. often makign you so uncomfortable to the point where you are unable get any work done.

This class of person will often read over your shoulder trying to not be to obvious and then 30 seconds after you close your browser window or make eye contact with them will immediately look away and deny they are reading over your shoulder or have the nerve to comment on what you were doing.
"Dude! you are such a total screen perv, if i wanted to show you what was on my screen I would call you over. it's called the personal computer for a reason mind your own screen."

"umm sir, i can not work with you screen perv all over me."
by allley December 14, 2012
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Screen checking

The act of checking someone's side of the screen in a game, most notably first person shooters such as COD. It is also considered an act of total doucheness for you gain an advantage of the players location.
Me: Dude, WTF?

Friend: Whaaaaat???

Me:Stop screen checking, you keep beating me!
by whitemenace98 December 16, 2011
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SCREEN FREEZE

it is when a girl stops to pick something up so you snap a pic and then ram your dick inside your computer and jizz into it until your screen dies
i just screen freezed the shit out your computer
by PegaASUS December 10, 2019
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screen wank

The action required to scroll through a long list on a touch phone / tablet.
You'll need to screen wank to get to the bottom one.
by vtraveller September 13, 2013
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Screen Hawking

When a co-worker, or nosy individual, walks behind your computer/workstation, staring at your screen as they pass, to try and figure out what you're doing.
"I was working on my month end close, and Socially Akward Penguin kept walking behind me, screen hawking and mouth breathing"
by Screen Hawked January 12, 2012
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Dual Screening

The art of watching a TV show whilst simultaneously tweeting constantly about it. Dual Screeners tend to tweet descriptive statements more frequently than opinions/reviews.
Some of the more talented Dual Screeners make following their commentary more entertaining than watching the real thing.
Person 1: Are you watching Masterchef tonight?
Person 2: Nah, I follow this guy on twitter who'll be dual screening it - I'll just read that.
by ABunnyDidIt June 2, 2012
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