A freak of nature born with actual scorpion-lips, making him unable to enunciate many words coherently.
Bill: Hey, Scorpion Lips, how old are you?
Scorpion Lips: I'm sevfentends.
Bill: You're seventeen??
Scorpion Lips: No! I said I'm sevfentends.
Bill. You're seventy??
Scorpion Lips: No!
Scorpion Lips: I'm sevfentends.
Bill: You're seventeen??
Scorpion Lips: No! I said I'm sevfentends.
Bill. You're seventy??
Scorpion Lips: No!
by TheCreep1 March 8, 2011
Get the Scorpion Lips mug.A couple that is so intertwined with each other's life that they never do anything without the other present. They act as if being torn apart from each other would cause physical damage to themselves such as with the Schistosoma parasite where the female is literally intertwined within the male.
Becky and her boyfriend are so schistosomial, ever since they have been dating, she has never left his side.
by Dr. Schisto October 20, 2013
Get the schistosomial mug.A scam website. It asks you to enter you snapchat username and password, saying it will remove all leaked screenshots from the internet. When you enter done it leads you to a blank page. Do not fall for it if you dont want you snapchat hacked!!!
by warninggirlgaeilge January 24, 2015
Get the scleak mug.An NFL score that has never happened before at the professional level. This is unique to football because scoring a single point on its own is impossible. Thus, numbers like 8 and 40 only appear once or twice a year in the box score.
Coined by Jon Bois in his 2017 video "Every NFL Score Ever".
Coined by Jon Bois in his 2017 video "Every NFL Score Ever".
by Dr. W December 31, 2018
Get the Scorigami mug.Inspired by JSchlatt and first created by Ted Nivison, Schlagg is an ominous and terrifying creature. It is usually seen wearing a blue New York Yankees hat and has a cock for a nose.
by forsetha December 27, 2020
Get the Schlagg mug.The mandatory hellhole where you're forced to go for 14 years. Often full of teachers that bore you out of your mind and bombard you with this useless crap you will never need (such as the dreaded things called homework or coursework), bratty wannabe gangstas who think they rule the world, dog-shit cafeteria food that moves, and a fuckton of other things that make it seem like somebody decided to put education, hell, and prison all in a blender and then the result is these compulsory things called "schools".
If you think that you couldn't learn anything without the help of compulsory school, maybe you never thought of alternatives. And free education? I spend 100-200 on school crap each year, so don't bombard me with that chestnut. And the next person to mention flipping burgers can hop on the school bus and go to hell.
If you think that you couldn't learn anything without the help of compulsory school, maybe you never thought of alternatives. And free education? I spend 100-200 on school crap each year, so don't bombard me with that chestnut. And the next person to mention flipping burgers can hop on the school bus and go to hell.
Student 1: I hate school!!
Student 2: Agreed
Teacher: *hears conversation*
Teacher: You both have detention for 2 weeks!
Students: WTF!
Student 2: Agreed
Teacher: *hears conversation*
Teacher: You both have detention for 2 weeks!
Students: WTF!
by The Knife Ninja December 6, 2012
Get the school mug.Hey Jim got Schmieed yesterday because he was a lazy oaf .
Hey I heard that the company is going to do the Big Schmiee. I hope I don't get laid off.
Hey I heard that the company is going to do the Big Schmiee. I hope I don't get laid off.
by Botendaddy July 9, 2016
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