Ruben

has an unbelievably large penis.

Wow Ruben your penis is big

by Rdctv November 22, 2021

Ruben

A typical guy who simps to much over a girl with the name Shevaun and plays way to much apex. He will probably never lose his virginity.

Look it's a Ruben,what a virgin.

by Arruse November 22, 2021

Ruben Gardner

A person who is so frickin' lazy and just stays home all the time. He's a terrible driver. Expect him to only play El Sonodito.

Dude stop being a Ruben Gardner your driving sucks!

by kyle4269 October 29, 2019

Ruben

Usually a good ans handsome guy, but if you say his name fast enough, you will sound like an angry frog.

-I just heard Ruben is coming to the party
-Damn, go hide all the hoes

by anonymous December 15, 2020

Ruben

Sexiest man on the planet. Gets all the girls but is quite misunderstood. If there is a fight Ruben will be involved somehow. Once you get to know a Ruben he’ll be one of your most loyal friends. And when he says he loves you he really means it.

I touch myself thinking about ruben

by OGViKzY October 23, 2020

Ruben Ses

Sus Lover.
Likes kissin' men.
Plays Fortnite all day.
Piaggio Ciao two stroke turbo aspirated.
Has a home made gym, that is unused.
Fastest gunslinger in the far west.
Ejaculates in 10 sec watchin' twerking videos.

A: You're a Ruben Ses! Shame on u!
B: Fr.

by NoBallsNoDick June 8, 2022

ruben

my boyfriend who i love and i’ll die for his nyash

i’m a nyash warrior for rubens nyash

by im1011 July 1, 2022