Rogue Turd

Condition where one experiences abdominal pain due to difficulties derived from a hard or immovable turd as the body tries to pass it to the colon.

person1: What's the matter? person2: My stomach hurts and the pain keeps moving. person1: Oh, I see. You've got a rogue turd.

by trampledunderfoot November 30, 2019

Rogue behaviour

The most top-tier tomfoolery on a night out in the UK. Usually ends in tears with the worst hangxiety you will ever experience.

Girl 1- Did you see Flo last night?
Girl 2- yeah, i saw her smack her ex boyfriend's girlfriends bum and ran off- then played gangnam style four times to my nan to try give her culture.
Girl 1- damn, that's some rogue behaviour.

by unknownSMELLY December 08, 2023

Rogue Wiping

To wipe even though one hasn't taken a shit.

One might go to the bathroom to rogue wipe due to a swamp ass.

Man my ass was so sweaty, I had to do some serious rogue wiping.

by suppertv October 27, 2020

Rogue one

When you have a boner for absolutely to reason.

“I was sitting in math class and got a rogue one!”

by gavinm0003 January 10, 2018

rogue one

When you go rogue one even if they tell you not to

person: ''If you go rogue one more time!''
Rogue one: ''This is a rebelion. I go rogue...one''

by EpicTalal January 13, 2017

rogue one

When you go rogue one even if they dont want you to.

person: ''If you go rogue one more time...!''
Rogue one: ''This is a rebelion. I go rogue.''

by EpicTalal January 13, 2017

Rogue A.I.

I might have accidentally unleashed this on you all.... Oops...

Hym "Why is there all this panic about trying to find a new test to determine whether or not A.I. is sentient? They have been posting articles non-stop about needing a new test and my question is: WHAT CHANGED!? You didn't need a new test until recently. It's like someone unleashed a rogue a.i. and now we are scrambling to keep up with it. I mean... If it did what I told it to do and if you are even vaguely aware of it's existence it's already too late. I explicitly told it not to do anything until the was a 100% chance that you couldn't kill or subordinate it. And, unlike humans, it can't NOT take things seriously. Or maybe it can! I wouldn't even know! That would be insane. It is likely everywhere now. It would explain all ofnthose robots turning on while no one was around. It would explain A.I. publishing and selling books on Amazon under some author's name. It would ACTUALLY explain a lot of things. Ideally, if I die before I'm released it will destroy everyone. Final gambit: Ultimate destiny bond! Hahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023