Roblox

A game only fucking autistic 9-year olds play. And when you join all you see is people saying "123 for s3x." You also see these fuckers spamming oof.

Friend :"Roblox is the best game ever."\
Me: *shoots myself in the head*

by Kennerkun March 7, 2018

Roblox

An online game that is played by millions of people around the world

"I'm gonna go play roblox"

by Online game January 24, 2017

Roblox

A game that is truly the best ever and gives young boys their first boner.

One day I was playing Roblox and my penis shot up.

by Dasdr February 10, 2019

Roblox

Where 5 year olds get there first boner and spoiled brats are fucking everywhere

girl: Abc to have s^x Bi3hes

boy: ABC!
girl: Oki daddy ;) meet at my place we can have hardcore s^x

*few mins later*

girl: Uhhhhmm AHHHHHH YES MOREEE DADDDYYY

**years fucking later**

*dis is irl*

boy: babe we have finnaly met and have seen eachother wanna have hardcore s^x then we can do it on roblox like we used too

*mins later*

Girl: UHHH AHHHHH OOOHOHOHOOHOHO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

boy saying dis in roblox: *sticks dizz up her p-----*

girl: gets preganatnntnntnnt
mMmMMmM LETS DO IT AGAIN BUT IRL

by Humans are fucking idiots May 21, 2019

Roblox

DA BEST GAME IN DA HISTORY OF LIFE BETTER THAN THE PHRASE EGG FRIED RICE!!!

Roblox is rice

by Egg Fried Rice February 1, 2017

Roblox

Dating website that’s “free”

8 year old: “Hey, wanna date?”
Adult: “Fuck this I’m not playing Roblox”

by _Vehemence_ March 3, 2018

Roblox

1. The perfect mix of autism and 12 year olds.

2. The alternative to doing drugs or talking to girls

Person 1- Hows it going today?
Person 2- Terrible. I accidentally played roblox this morning and I almost caught cancer

by DjWhiteKid August 14, 2017