Roblox

A game only fucking autistic 9-year olds play. And when you join all you see is people saying "123 for s3x." You also see these fuckers spamming oof.
Friend :"Roblox is the best game ever."\
Me: *shoots myself in the head*
by Kennerkun March 08, 2018
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An online game that is played by millions of people around the world
by Online game January 24, 2017
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A very sexual game where you rape little kids and steal their robux, you also can hump chicks 24/7.
Hey, bABe, wanna play some Roblox, I have 9 robux :D

2 years later

**cry**
WHY
BABE, YOU STOLE MY ROBUX, EVEN THO I'M 2
by Apache Chopper October 26, 2017
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A game that is truly the best ever and gives young boys their first boner.
One day I was playing Roblox and my penis shot up.
by Dasdr February 11, 2019
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Where 5 year olds get there first boner and spoiled brats are fucking everywhere
girl: Abc to have s^x Bi3hes

boy: ABC!
girl: Oki daddy ;) meet at my place we can have hardcore s^x

*few mins later*

girl: Uhhhhmm AHHHHHH YES MOREEE DADDDYYY

**years fucking later**

*dis is irl*

boy: babe we have finnaly met and have seen eachother wanna have hardcore s^x then we can do it on roblox like we used too

*mins later*

Girl: UHHH AHHHHH OOOHOHOHOOHOHO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

boy saying dis in roblox: *sticks dizz up her p-----*

girl: gets preganatnntnntnnt
mMmMMmM LETS DO IT AGAIN BUT IRL
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DA BEST GAME IN DA HISTORY OF LIFE BETTER THAN THE PHRASE EGG FRIED RICE!!!
Roblox is rice
by Egg Fried Rice February 01, 2017
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1. The perfect mix of autism and 12 year olds.

2. The alternative to doing drugs or talking to girls
Person 1- Hows it going today?
Person 2- Terrible. I accidentally played roblox this morning and I almost caught cancer
by DjWhiteKid August 14, 2017
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