Crusty Rio

Noun,. After having vigerous sexual intercourse the male ejaculates onto the hair of his partner and begins massaging his semen into her hair until it starts to become sticky he then fluffs the hair upward and outward repeatedly until it dries into a Rio Carnival style headdress. When done with love it can be very attractive, but if done with malice it is a tangled mess.

(1)"Jess, your hair is devine... who did it." "Thanks Jodie, Brad gave me a Crusty Rio!"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"

by Whiteeyebrows November 26, 2011

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Claire-Rio

shes pretty and hot and she’s the best girlfriend ever and did i already say she’s pretty??

yo i have the best girlfriend ever
yea she must be a claire-rio

by claire-rio November 10, 2019

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Rio

rio is a guy that you'll 100% fall inlove with, hes amazing, cute & funny bro
if u ever meet anybody called rio just know that hes literally gonna be your next / first love <3
ive fell inlove with him & dated for nearly a year, right person wrong time due to mental health

im proud of you rio :)

oh em geeeeeeeeeeee rio

by rayuberry September 10, 2022

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