office religion

noun, a religion you pretend to have to get off work on there holidays.

Phil: "Tim has such an office religion I never see him at my Jewish Temple". Frank: "probably".

by OthedevastatorO April 13, 2011

Alcoholism Religion

alcoholism is a religion for those who like a drink. This religion will require a member to drink whenever they want.

(Girl) You drink so much you're an alcoholic
(Guy) No it's just part of my religion
(Girl) What's your religion?
(Guy) Alcoholism religion. Its a religion that lets me drink whenever without feeling guilty.

by WR672 November 21, 2018

Zoomsday religion

Any doomsday religion, in a post-COVID world where social distancing prevent public preaching, that uses online methods such as Zoom to preach and proselytize it's doomsday message.

The email was a link to one of those Zoomsday religions.

by EVITATIVE September 13, 2020

harambe religion

Harambe is our amazing lord and savior. We worship him to this very day. Harambe is amazing he didn't deserve to be murdered.

Would you like to join the Harambe religion?

by Rainsdjhasldsadjsalkdklsa May 17, 2022

Elmo religion

Not a cult.

The elmo religion is not a cult

by ElmoPope May 18, 2022

seperation of religion and state

A secular society; religion is not allowed to force its beliefs onto others through legislation

I think politicians care about what your religious text says because we have a seperation of religion and state in this country

by tory borty September 26, 2013

the holy emo trinity religion

It's a religion made on the app amino, it has every step done to be a real religion, except the legal parts of it of course.

It has 8 deadly sins, a history and band members of, not only the emo Trinity, but other "emo" bands such as paramore as different things (like geesus( gerard way as jesus), beetan (brendon urie as satan), ryan ross the sun, pete wentz is the Lord and saviour of eyeliner and many more.

Here is the 8 deadly sins:
1. G note without warning

2. Saying ryden isnt/wasn't a thing
3. Disrespecting the holy emo trinity

4. Mention March 22 2013 unless it's March 22
5. homophobia

6. Saying frerard isnt/wasn't a thing
7. Disrespecting geesus (you shall never doubt his power)
8. Making fun of beebos forehead if it's not joke.

go to the amino app and join 'the holy emo trinity religion' amino.

Person 1: Wow have you heard about this app called amino?
Person 2: yeah the holy emo trinity religion is the best amino on there for sure.

by Lauraclara July 4, 2017