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Keanu Reeves is one of the hottest men to ever exist. Sometime's I can never really tell how old he is.
Me: *scrolling through instagram*

Friend: WOAH! Keanu Reeves is 57?!

Me: No, he's 32
by ttffww October 4, 2021
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The Battle of Reedy Creek

The attempted flex by Ron DickSandwich, Governor of Florida and his Y’allagarchy in Tallahassee to remove the special land use permit enjoyed by Floridas’ most prolific land owner, Walt Disney World. The agreement dates back to the 1960’s and was left alone until Disney called out Ron DickSandwich about one of his fascist policies, known the world over as the “Don’t Say Gay” bill. Ron’s retaliation is seen as a thinly veiled playground bully move that will likely pave the way to him eventually selling timeshares or extended car warrantys over the phone as a career path.
The Battle of Reedy Creek is really heating up. I hear Disney is thinking of joining NATO!
by Sonicbo0mz May 4, 2022
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Revvy

Revvy, refering to a driver of a car who revs his car often. The juxtaposition of revvy, would be not very revvy. Refering, of course, to a driver which rarely revs his car. The term originated somewhere in the Montreal car culture
Gag: You're pretty revvy.

Mac: Yes, I do like to hear all my horses, it's what I paid for after all.
by s281 June 14, 2007
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Reedy Highschool

Reedy Highschool is a highschool in Frisco Texas. Everyone there smells like weed, thinks they’re really cool because they work out and have a shitty outgrown perm using insane comebacks like “Who are you?” anytime their fragile ego is made fun of, the most basic blonde bitches who cry anytime Taylor Swift comes on, wannabe gangsters who dress like they’re from the hood even though they live in gated communities, and then there’s those retarded emo kids who put in so much effort into their makeup and clothes yet they don’t wear fucking deodorant. They all also follow this trend of dying their hair shitty colors to get attention because they’re in therapy. Almost forgot the big boat from India of curry munchers that came into the school this year the hallways smell like curry shit stains and they’re literally fucking everywhere they all somehow look like retarded sheep.

The staff there is about as stupid as it gets especially the higher up staff. All and I mean ALL the male staff members are bald as shit and haven’t had happiness in the past 30 years hence the need for them to yell at a kid every other period. Now the female staff members are mostly fifty years old and are complete bitches any little thing you do is an issue. Have your phone out? Not your phone anymore Commander Karen is here to make sure you can’t look at your phone for .2 seconds! Now the coaches are actually cool they’re fine no shit talking on them.
“What highschool do you go to?”

“I go to Reedy Highschool cuh the kids there be stupid no kizzy

“Damn so you are retarded.”
by Deezezezznuttss February 1, 2022
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Reeve Oliver

The best fucking indie band out there. If you don't believe me, go to www.reeveoliver.com
They've released 3 albums - the Reeveolution EP, the Baldachu EP, and their self-titled full length album. Their best songs include "Thriller", "I want Burns", "Inhale, Exhale", among others.
Reeve Oliver is the best fucking indie band out there. And don't try to tell me the Vines are indie you corporate dick sucker.
by Ace Conroy March 6, 2005
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Daniel James Reeves

a mother fucking cock sucking piece of shit. a goofy ass fuck. loves sucking the cock and getting some dick.
by adrian ronald petersons March 28, 2009
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Reeve

A guy that gets all the girls wet. And is awesome at everything.
Omg he is so reeve
by Straighthug69 April 13, 2015
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