Reed

Literally the sexiest thing alive, he has the biggest ding dong in the world and absolutely destroys girls with it.

I was sleeping with Reed last night, I have to use a wheelchair now

by Sexiest_guy_ever May 12, 2023

Reed

When you misspell the word read

A: hey I'm reeding here
B: I think you meant reading
A: Mind you're own business you bastard

by Druuum January 8, 2022

Reed

weird little guy, possibly a midget and unfortunately most likely jewish

Friend: man I hate being short

You: man your such a Reed

by Cheezit_69sigma October 30, 2025

Reed

A piece of thin wood made into rectangle curved in top that you wet in your mouth you then use a ligature to put the reed on the mouthpiece of an instrument like Clarinet family or sax family. Reeds are very easily chipped messing up sounds. Replace every 2-3 weeks but a month or so is fine.

My reed is broken, you give me a extra if you have any?

by Anonymous 1,000,631 November 23, 2019

Reed

Not a prostitute, she is a fine lookin woman who makes money legally.

Guy 1: Hey look! It’s Reed!
Guy 2 (Who’s dick is absolutely massive): Yeah! She’s not a prostitute!

by Mailliman June 19, 2022

Reed

A dude with a mullet

oh it's reed

by Leibnizian cosmological December 7, 2022

reed in a seed

Reed in a seed is the fattest person ive ever seen he has so many flab’s that he lives in America but his belly button reaches Asia

His flab’s Are taller than the burj kalifa and he weighs more than the statue of liberty

Invite from reed in a seed

by Professor not November 17, 2018