Ass-Rabbit

N. A mythical small lagomorph with a fully developed booty for a head, that produces feces in a manner similar to chocolate ice cream.

Man, I tell you I'm terrified of getting a Cleveland Steamroller from an ass-rabbit at night. Way worse than any boogyman.

by DickHeadMcFuck April 4, 2015

Miss Rabbit

A person who seems to have a lot of jobs, gigs, and hobbies, without seeming overworked. A reference to Miss Rabbit from Peppa Pig, who has every single job in Peppa's town.

Kelly's doing pro bono legal work, is helping out in a smoothie bar, is planning to run for office, and has part time shifts in data entry, but she's still got time to come join the book club? I swear, she's a total Miss Rabbit.

by Mayor Me April 9, 2022

Skin the Rabbit

Southern American colloquial expression for helping someone pull their shirt off over their head, especially when helping a child to disrobe.

Adult when it's time to help a child change clothes, "Time to Skin the Rabbit!"
Child raises their arms to allow easier assistance.

by SouthernMelinnial January 14, 2022

rabbit lick

When someone is going down on a chick, but stops when they realise she has a stanky vag.

yo man, did you eat that hoe out?
nah, just a rabbit lick.

by bitch-jiz and hoessssz May 1, 2009

sorting the rabbit

Connoting a brief but satisfying sexual act. Usually after arriving home from the airport and before seeing friends for the first time.

When are you getting here?

Just arrived home, sorting the rabbit quick

by Kinky Kumposer January 5, 2014

Posing a rabbit

Verb. To ditch somebody on a date.

"Hey, how'd the date with Jenny go?"
"Not so well. She posed a rabbit."
"What the shit does posing a rabbit mean?"
"Learn french."

by smpoza October 28, 2011

Rabbit turd

The act of pulling someone’s pants down and then simultaneously shoving m&m’s up their asshole.

I ran up to Dan and pulled his pants down during class and shoved all the m&m’s I had from the last rabbit turd I received, up his ass.

by Magnus clapdong December 20, 2022