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Queef Cordon Bleu

During WWII French women would stuff their vaginas with cheese and queef to avoid being raped by Nazi soldiers during village invasions. So offensive was the smell of these queefs that the Nazi’s would avoid these villages entirely; often returning to base in need of medical treatment similar to that required by victims of napalm. Due to the scarceness of food during those times the cheese could not be wasted. In the absence of a chicken the most popular way to enjoy Queef Cordon Bleu was for the whole family to gather around Mum’s vagina with their bread sticks. Every one would enjoy dipping their bread in the cheese and Mum would get a little extra kick for her hard work.
I’m sorry I can’t play with you after school today Peire, but mother has been baking a batch of Queef Cordon Bleu for her last 3 menstrual cycles. I must get home in time for the evening meal.
by Collin Beats His Monkey January 27, 2007
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smoke da queef

take a large bong rip, exhale into your partner's love hole, and then enjoy the hit from your partner's natural pipe.
dude, I'll marry the first girl that lets me smoke da queef!!
by fangina August 4, 2007
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quebec pizza

*french accent* ehh, i'll make you the famous quebec pizza,
it's poptart with the ketchup, good.
by stephenhxc September 29, 2008
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queefasaurous

when a chik queefs so loud and so volumeous that is becomes living and usually reaks havic on neighboring cities and sometimes states depending on the exact volume of the queef persay.
They are not to be fucked with; THEY WILL WIN
Dude i will not forgive your skankass ho of a girlfriend. She gave birth to that queefasaurous who ended up killing my parents, not cool.
by Sethy247 August 9, 2007
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Master Queef

When a female can beat a males fart with a vagina fart also known as a Queef
Man1: (Rips one really loud) Awwwww shit that was good

Female1: (Rips one louder with a Queef) Ahhhh that was stress reliving

Male2: Dam Bitch you a Master Queef you should be in the Olympics
by Jesus and Kucaracha January 28, 2009
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Creampie Queef

a new form of birth control, perfected by Eleanor Roosevelt, in which a female releases air through her snatch and sends the cum shooting out.
After I blew a load in my girlfriend she creampie queefed all over my chest.
by 2004WMain December 19, 2008
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Quebec

1) a beautiful province

2) a home to a population widely consisting of people of french descendance.

3) Just because we are proud of our french heritage, does not mean we are snobby assholes. honest, we'll give you beer and poutine.

4) we have language laws, which say that each sign must at least CONTAIN french, but we don't say they have to BE french.

5) bordered by the canadian provinces Ontario and Nawfoundland & Labrador and New Brunswick, and The American States of Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, New York, New Hampshire and New England.
1)ASTI! The forests are beautiful in Quebec.

2)Quebec, was originally called Nouvelle France, and contained Seigneurs and Habitants, thus the former name of the montreal canadians the "habitants" and their current nickname the "habs"

3)Poutine was invented in Quebec, and if you tell everyone beer was too, we'll give you a free one.

4) L'AUTRE PORTE S.V.P - please use the other door.

5) Quebequer: "Caliss! i will drive to Minnesota!!"
Other Quebequer: "Why? your no legal drinking age there!"
Quebequer: "TABARNAK!!"
by Pascale ..asti. January 2, 2006
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